Ariel White, AKA Dead Russian Hooker #2, Proclaims February “Self-Abuse Month”

Dumb, oversexed Ariel White's contribution to our planet consists of hiring Balinese women (cheap labor!) to sew the yoni dolls that she markets online....

Donkey Couldn’t Find a Couch To Surf, Hates Your Kids

No, not your kids, you cat ladies. Who would have sex with you? Anyway, remember Julia's travel itinerary? New Plan: SF to LA on Fri...

You Men Better Get With It, Or Else Julia Will Chow Down On Clam...

Men can only blame themselves if Julia develops a craving for panty pudding. RT @sarahlane: "They don't know how to deal with women & I...

I’m Guessing It’s Biology, And Maybe A Couple of Hits at the Crack Pipe

Here is Julia Allison, cracked out on life and whatever TJ had left over from non-sobriety, regurgitating things and trying to be funny. Stuff I...

Julia: Dumb, More Interesting When She Was Slutty

Julia Allison, girl who fancies herself "tech" and used to attend every tech conference known to man in the hopes of landing one, doesn't...