Julia: Return of The Pelts and The Gang Signs

White girls and GANG SIGNS. Observations: Even Randi looks embarrassed here. I'd like to know where the Harvard virgin is. And where she banged him. Randi's guest...

Julia Allison Wants to Haunt Your Dreams

I just got used to sleeping again after Paranormal Activity. Now I have to contend with this: I always just curl my hair as a...

Julia Allison Is An Inspiration To Hair Dyers Everywhere

Julia Allison, hipster cupcake burglar ninja, wants everyone to know who's responsible for what ever the fuck is happening on her head in this...

Julia: Peltasaurus

Seriously, look at this. The wind blows her wispy, dye-damaged hair around but the glossy, sausage-curled pelts are too heavy to budge. Look at...

Julia Allison’s Best Decision This Year For REAL

I still miss the red. But I’ll tell you this: dying it was one of the best, most freeing decisions I made this year. Why are...