A Trip Down Memory Lane: When Julie Was Devoted To The Plight of Military...

As we watch Donk now move into Burning Man Mode, complete with suggestions that she's not only America's Favorite Second Date Blowjob Queen but...

No Hooves Were Harmed During This Fruitless Quest For Self-Improvement

In care you were unaware of the recent senseless tragedy that has captivated a stunned nation and has overtaken the 24-hour news cycle with...

Donk: Idiot

So Donkey is all up in someone's face on Twitter claiming she cried on camera when given a deadline by the Elle.com guy because...

Julia Allison Has Conversations With Herself and Calls Them Dates, Believes The Mentally Ill...

Me: One of the guys I'm dating texted me - and I'm QUOTING - "I'm not kidding when I say I have sociopathic tendencies,...

Tears. Of. A. Princess. Clown.

So. So. Beautiful. She takes my breath away. If I could I would dry Faerie Queen Julia Allison's diamond tears myself. Nom nom.