A Former Gal Pal Tells All: Drugs, Lesbianism, Carlos Danger & The Origins Of...

A former Smellsberg squeeze tells of time spent with Donkey. The content appears to be legit; some passages have been redacted. November 2014: When I...

Donkey Urges Everyone To Walk Across Burning Coals

Tony changed Julie's life so much that she had to take that expensive date with destiny THREE times but still couldn't honor her contract...

Updated: Julia Allison Showcases Significant Neurological Abilities

Julia Allison is a Social Justice Warrior and a committed environmentalist! When someone questioned her share about covering much land with solar power plants...

Donk Has Posted to Facebook 69 Times Since Telling The World A Month Ago...

PAID. Hi Julia! GET OFF THE INTERNET! From July 12, people. I guess the book must really be coming along since she is clearly working...

Long National Five-Day Nightmare Over: Julia Returns To The Internet, Now With Ambien Prescription!

It's a long one, you cat-loving shitheads, so I'm breaking it up  ... oh .... hi. I don’t really know where to begin, except to say...