Updated: Now With Christmas In OMG! Switzerland! Donk Allegedly Pressured Engaged Couple To Move...

Earlier this year, when Donk was crashing on various couches across America, she supposedly pressured former marina roomie/evictee Grape Nehi and her...

Now With Horrific Update! Julia Allison & Unreasonable Man Headline “Valley Of The Donkeys”...

Jackie Susann, is that you? The fauxto is apparently from the wedding of Grape Nehi and Jason Camm, Peter Thiel's Renfield. Bangs Are So Hip asks: As...

Updated, Now With Bizarre Avocado Video! Miracle In Bali: Donkey Assuages Peter Baugher’s Crisis...

The real miracle? Three people have actually liked Donkey's new cover fauxto. That's an increase of 50% over her previous FB "goddess" snap. Our...

Crisped Brussel Sprouts & Scintillating Conversation Chez Donkey

Welcome to the Novato Round Table: Highly curated? Oh fuck me. Does that include Chad and Dead Russian Hooker #2? I can just imagine the...

Birdies Keep Chirping: Former Roomie Is Dumb Bunny & Weirdo

Into our inbox flew more intel about Donk and money- and status-obsessed Grape Nehi. Nehi and Donkey were equal participants in the AirBNB scheme, supposedly...