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Michael Ellsberg Needs Your Help In Becoming The Next Robert Mapplethorpe

The Greasy Gargoyle is hoping to monetize his penchant for voyeurism: Photographer friends! I would appreciate some advice about submitting my first photo to a...

Updated, With The Intellectual Acumen Of Rhoda: Smellsberg’s Sleazy Stand-Up; Help Pick Our New...

The Greasy Gargoyle did a 15-minute comedy routine about why he had a vasectomy and how uncomfortable you would be if he did have...

Donk, Jaahass, Avocado, Smellsberg – Like Spoonful After Spoonful Of Ipecac Syrup

Where do I begin, bunnies? Well, bi-in-name-only Donkey gave an over-the-top shout-out to her non-lesbian lover: And we love you, Judy! But if you're looking...

Jena la Flamme Is A Fucking Idiot

Why do men still rape women? Ugh. She's sad for the gun community? Christ, what a horrible writer. No wonder la Fraud and Donkey are...

Cease & Desist: Michael Ellsberg Solves The Problem of Male Aggression & Oprah Winfrey...

Say goodbye to awkward male-female sexual encounters! The Greasy Gargoyle has the solution: In the wake of the Aziz Ansari allegations, I've created this "Consent...