Oh For Fuck’s Sake, Look Who’s Talking

Honest to fucking God, this blinking, nodding, unlistening, bad interviewing toolbag has GOT to be kidding me. Does @AndersonCooper practice his serious CNN news frown in the...

Dietary Advice From Velveeta Cheesy Skillets Shillmeister

That's right, the chick (?) who was getting paid for Tweeting about Velveeta Cheesy Skillets has some dietary tips for the little people in an...

This is Julia Allison’s Favorite Photo Ever, Which Speaks Volumes About Her Shallow Priorities...

Maybe my favorite photo, ever. Repping @BravoAndy's pink Mazel sunglasses on @BravoTV: http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-7/photos/show-shots/julia-allison-emily-morse-and-amy-laurent#image-130148 … Meanwhile, Julia Allison thinks she's hysterical. LOCHTE FTW! Literally. RT @WSJ: Ryan Lochte...

Crazy Delusional Bonehead Posts Interview That Didn’t End Up Getting Published Because She’s Too...

From her Facebook. The Fans in the -stans simply needed to see this, darlings! It's ground-breaking! An exclusive  interview for The Observer's Beta Beat I did...

Miss Advised Cuckoos On The Today Show

She's wearing the white hooves with a turquoise dress. She managed to avoid sausage curls. Her eyes aren't as pisshole-y as I expected. More coming. UPDATE: OH...