Happy Komen 3-Day Walk Day!!!!!!!!

Today is the day, y'all, the day that Julia Allison, malignant mule on society who is not above stealing a tiara -- Oops! I...

What is Julia’s Obsession With Bonobos?

Every man should own a seersucker suit, damnit! (PS. Could Bonobos have any sicker design if they tried?  Um, no.  No they could not.) Like, I,...

Oh Donkey. How Exhausting It Must Be To Be You.

Rewritten, re-posted Tweet: Does anyone know a well-regarded NY or Chicago dermatologist who specializes in skin cancer? I need a check up on...

Julia Allison Would Like To Imply That She May or May Not Have Cancer

Does anyone know a well-regarded NY or Chicago dermatologist who specializes in skin cancer?

Julia Allison Needs To Eat Some God Damn Meat Already

Julia Allison, who apparently has an intestinal wheat allergy and spends hours of her life expelling liquidy shits on her Pink Palace throne as...