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America Is Mad About The Woo!

NYT readers are beside themselves over consumer product Alex Williams's groundbreaking piece on Jess Magic (and fawning handmaiden Julia Allison) invading the island of...

“There, There, Elon, Let It All Out”: NYT Reports On Jess Magic, Donkey’s BFF,...

A tipster just sent us a link to today's NYT story about Jaahass and the Chelsea loft woofest that Donk flew in to attend....

New Dance Video! Julia Allison Returns To The City That Ruined Her Life

Donk said goodbye to the 'rents and flew to the horrible New York City, presumably to meet with publishers to discuss her next BOOK...

Updated: Sex & The City Nearly Ruined Integrity-Fueled Donkey’s Life

In today's New York Post. Thank to Epictetis Joke for the alert! Ten years ago, on May 27, 2008, I was on top of the...

Passive Aggressive Donkey Is Still Passive Aggressive, And Yes, Still A Donkey

"Yoo hoo, Alexander Marquardt! Wanna bang my green skin tags on a friend's couch for old time's sake?" Any suggestions for Judy? Is Houston's still...