UPDATE: "Hipster Lawyer" Reappears

Hipster Lawyer met the fam last night for Giordiano's deep dish spinach pizza, eggnog & conversation about education policy. He did well. ...

An Open Challenge to a Donkey

Hey there, princess. Since you never read here, I'd like to beseech you to do a couple of things to prove to your Internet...

Seriously, Who Are These Johns?

Hiptard Reject takes her to Hawaii. She's barely home and Demented Theme-Date Porker drops a small fortune on her in order to indulge yet...

Julia Thinks It Will Impress Hipster Lawyer If She Impersonates Ursula the Sea Witch

Fuck me, she never ceases to amaze me. Filming a Little Mermaid lip dub at the Mauna Kea Resort in Hawaii. Jesus woman, you are almost...

Julia Allison’s Idea Of A Third Date Is Tennis In Hawaii

Dating expert Julia Allison has some PROTIPS! if you want to spend time with her - first date better prove she's a princess, and...