Mess Despised: Julia Allison Is Giving Away A Smelly Old Frock From Bravo’s All-Time...

Donkey, it would make us so greg darn happy if you could finish your cryptic website - FOLLOW THROUGH ON SOMETHING, FER CHRISSAKE! BOTTOM PICTURE!...

Now With Shocking Update: What In The Ever Loving Fuck?!

Warrior Judy would have been in the Dakotas, bravely marching alongside the Sioux, had playing dressup with a pack of adolescent asshats not taken...

Updated: Sensational Snippets: Rainbows, Tramps, & Thieves

Our very own Jean Brodie weighed in on Ali Shanti's attempt to get others to pay the vet bill for a dog who was...

Style Icon Julia Allison Likes To Use The Word “Fuck”

Fashionable matron Julia Allison, pushing 75, supports your sartorial splendor! What should women wear over 30? "Whatever the fuck they want!!" HELL YES to the women who...

Mrs. Roper Marries Herself Again

Our very own Mrs. Roper wore her smelly, tattered pink housecoat to many a special event during the last few years, including Camp Grounded...