Now With Horrific Update! Julia Allison & Unreasonable Man Headline “Valley Of The Donkeys”...

Jackie Susann, is that you? The fauxto is apparently from the wedding of Grape Nehi and Jason Camm, Peter Thiel's Renfield. Bangs Are So Hip asks: As...

Crisped Brussel Sprouts & Scintillating Conversation Chez Donkey

Welcome to the Novato Round Table: Highly curated? Oh fuck me. Does that include Chad and Dead Russian Hooker #2? I can just imagine the...

Birdies Keep Chirping: Former Roomie Is Dumb Bunny & Weirdo

Into our inbox flew more intel about Donk and money- and status-obsessed Grape Nehi. Nehi and Donkey were equal participants in the AirBNB scheme, supposedly...

Little Birdies Sing About Former Donkey Roomie

From birdies tweeting in the inbox: She is a money-obsessed, Ivy League fan girl. She is a bad listener; simply waits for people to stop...

Julia Allison Evicted From SF Flat, Fights With Cancer-Free Dan & Wife

Not only did we get confirmation that Donkey's book at St. Martin's is dead and she'll have to repay her advance, we've seen proof...