Category Archives: Custodian of Her Memories

The 2013 Year In Review: Michael Arrington is an Alleged Rapist and Beater of Women, So, Naturally, Julia Allison Makes It All About Herself

  It wouldn’t be a year in review without Julia Allison inserting herself into someone else’s rape. First it was that CBS Lady who got Benghazi’d, then it was her mother, now it was that chick who thought crying rape … Continue reading

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The 2013 Year In Review: Donks Tells Native Americans To Stop Being Alcoholics If They Don’t Want To Be Called Alcoholics

This year for our year in review, I am going to spend a few posts highlighting stupid shit Julia Allison has said or done this year because she’s a stupid shit. For instance, remember when she was an entertainment journalist … Continue reading

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Birthcray Madness 2012 Approaches

  Gather around, kittens. And let me tell you the story of a grown woman, now well into her 30s, who still acts like an eight-year-old whenever her birthday rolls around. My apologies to eight-year-olds, actually. Most eight-year-olds I know … Continue reading

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The Runaway Pancake, A 2011 Year In Review: Continued

I am going to take over from my dear lover JP, who is having a hell of a year running errands at his desk and is also suffering a debilitating case of Donkey Lethargyitis Maximus, something that strikes many of … Continue reading

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Donkey’s Whole Life Is A Series of Lies, Exaggerations and Obfuscations

Where to begin? Let’s start with this Tweet, shall we? JuliaAllison: I did the VERY FIRST interview w the founders about 9 months ago. RT @mashable: Why Pinterest is 2012′s hottest website ___ But my editors didn’t think @Pinterest was … Continue reading

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