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Birthcray Madness 2012 Approaches

  Gather around, kittens. And let me tell you the story of a grown woman, now well into her 30s, who still acts like an...

The Runaway Pancake, A 2011 Year In Review: Continued

I am going to take over from my dear lover JP, who is having a hell of a year running errands at his desk...

Donkey’s Whole Life Is A Series of Lies, Exaggerations and Obfuscations

Where to begin? Let's start with this Tweet, shall we? JuliaAllison: I did the VERY FIRST interview w the founders about 9 months ago. RT...

Trip Down Memory Lane: When A Donkey Brayed She Was Going To Business School,...

Remember this, from Thanksgiving 2008, clearly fuelled, once again, by a visit home in which she obviously, and correctly, felt like the family loser?...

The Runaway Pancake, A 2011 Year-in-Review. Part Two: More Lunacy

Thank God we prevailed to find a new home on our own domain, because the rest of 2011 was an Epic Nutbar Donkey Cuckoo...