Even The Woos Are Tired Of This Shit

UPDATE: Oh honey. So so embarrassing.

Bidness “Consultant” Julia Allison, The Laughing Stock Of San Francisco, Needs Your Help

Shady McShaderson, AKA Ali Shanti, to the rescue! Would you like to help Judy Albertson, Profeshunal Bidness Lady, pull the trigger, too? Original Bottom Picture!

Updated: PR Maven Julia Allison Must Have The World’s Tiniest Rolodex

Once again, Lizzie Grubman needs your help: Any guesses as to the "we" in "we're looking"? Donkey's "many" clients must be so impressed with her...

Updated: Donkey Is Tweeting & Crowdsourcing & Trolling Us, Right?

Might we recommend ... Political Pundit Donkey is putting her self-professed "useless" degree in Government to good use with her first tweets in months. She...

Updated: SOS! Judy Albertson Is Having An Acne Flare Up!

While awaiting your help, bunnies, Judy found time to share the greatest love story of our generation: I had the most beautiful moment of my...