“Yoo Hoo, Cory, Can I Crash On Your Couch?”

Donk's whereabouts are currently up for grabs. She asked several SF folks if she could stay with them, but there appear to have been...

Donkey Sucks Up To Superstars & It Pays Off – Now With Rainbow-Approved EPIC...

Our burro loves to kiss celebrity and/or moneyed ass, be it Dave & Brit or Bear & Kitty or even Julie Hagerty: Missing Lilly, Donkey,...

Dumb Donkey Identifies With Crying Child, Wails Against The Rich

Dear Greg, someone please hold Julia Allison!! This is exactly how I feel. What an amazing human being. I wish all humans were as astute. He's speaking...

Jess Johnson, Julia Allison’s BFF, Celebrates “Bro” Culture, Changes “The Course of History”

The Caterwauler threw a "Garden of Eden" woo shindig and all the boys came, as it were, so to speak. Adelle Juliet letting go of...

Updated: A Girl’s Gotta Eat (Pleasurably): “Goddess” Scams & Donkey Droppings

The woo women spent last weekend at some mysterious "Goddess Rising" retreat in California. The usual cast of clowns attended, so Donkey was probably...