Julia Allison Jerked Off Her Weiner on Webcam

Video chat is pretty much the best thing to happen to long-distance dating, ever. I actually think the best thing about video chat for her...

Julia Allison Just Missed Her Chance to See the Leaning Tower of Penis Fall...

Emily was mad I didn’t tell her about visiting Boston - but I had a last minute crazy adventurous offer to go on a...

Oprah Has a Nerve, Lilly’s Replacement, DOPAMINE!

Oh boy. Someone's put on her late-night authenticity costume again. "Fuelled by chocolate" is the excuse this time. I just have one question. How...
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Donk’s Newest Victim Has Shit Taste in Music

I am not going to out the poor guy's name, but I will tell you he describes himself this way: "Eternal optimist, hopeful romantic,...

Donk Gets Laid By Someone Who Spent Too Much on Asparagus?

Someone is cooking for me tonight. :) This dinner, apparently, is one she's wanted for 12 years. And was followed by the good 'ol winky-faced...