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Updated: Shillmeister Jordan Reid Has A New Real Estate Agent Boyfriend, Gives Great Cryface,...

My word, this exhibitionist/opportunist is annoying! She uploads glamour faxuto after glamour fauxto, occasionally with cryface, to Instagram, all the while bemoaning the "emotional...

Nisha Moodley Stops Gazing At Her Navel Just Long Enough To Gaze At Her...

Our Noodles muses: I just took a dozen profile shots, trying to capture a picture of my nose, as I’ve seen it my entire life...

The Return Of Dr. Bobby’s Frankenstein

Sugar and meat may be poison, but Restylane and every neurotoxin under the sun are still A-OK by all-natural Donkey! Oh no! You've got...

I Know How Donk Got Her Joker Eyebrows

So two weeks ago I had a birthday, and my bestie decided she was giving me a Botox gift certificate as a present, despite...

Pants On Fire: A Donkey Bullshit Roundup

One of the best things about Miss Advised, besides the fact that a donkey has "exponentially" increased the number of people who despise her...