Donk’s Magical Sankt Punta de Mita Birthcray With Dodi!

The good news, at least for the Marson family? She doesn't look preggers. And yes, it's so on. I must go comfort Grifty.

Happy 58th: Donk Celebrates Birthcray Eve With A Jumpin’ Fauxto From Last Year’s Historic...

Is Dodi in Bali? Will tomorrow be the big cray? "OMG! I'm engaged! Engaged to be married! I will soon walk down the aisle...

More Birthcray 37: Julia Allison Is Experiencing “A Cauldron Of Pain And Transformation” (Another...

Behold! The intellectual acumen of Donkey Allison: It's my birthday today (Feb 28th - but remember I'm 16 hours ahead here in Bali) ... Instead...

Updated, With Petey’s Birthcray Poem! Jena la Flamme Is A Fucking Idiot: The Sequel...

Marriage means my spouse and I might have to stay together in the same country for longer than two months? This green card thing...

Updated: Donk Turns 57, Celebrates A Bisexual, Bilazy, Birthcray In Bali

Not quite a celebration. Donk actually turned 37 today. Still no husband, no real job, no four-bedroom home in the heart of San Francisco,...