A Trip Down Memory Lane: I’m Thankful for When Donks Imbued Life With Meaning

Donks is still an asshole, but as of late, she's not our asshole, and she constantly disappoints us now with her regular randomness. But...

If Donkey Had Really Been Punched In The Face …

From our beloved and ineffable angry hater, Documentary Series: 8pm “Just when everything falls into place, something happens that makes you wonder if the universe...

A Trip Down Memory Lane: Bible Julia

Today is Good Friday, and since y'all know I'm not about to go near any fish, I thought I'd celebrate in a different way. Way...

A Trip Down Memory Lane: “Y Tu, Cupcake?”

You know how Donks is too stupid to function? Yeah, today is a good day to ponder that notion.

Julia Allison Thinks Resumes Are Bullshit, Perhaps Because Hers Would Look Like This

So apparently, the both unemployed and fantastically unemployable Julia Allison thinks we should change the way we look for the jobs she's too lazy...