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Julia Allison Thinks Resumes Are Bullshit, Perhaps Because Hers Would Look Like This
So apparently, the both unemployed and fantastically unemployable Julia Allison thinks we should change the way we look for the jobs she’s too lazy too look for. You know the resume, that document the highlights the skills, experience, and professional … Continue reading
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Not Without My MeeMaw: The 2012 Year in Review
I don’t know if you noticed, but my morbid fascination with what 138 looks like after it eats pounds and pounds of chocolate and gets fatter has waned considerably. The truth is once Bravo aired its assault on ladydom and … Continue reading
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With Christmas Upon Us, Our Commenters Reflect On What a Donkey Has Taught Them
We’re all broke, let’s face it. None of us can afford to buy Donk an actual present — those sponsored Velveeta Cheesy Skillets simply don’t pay the bills! So let’s pretend we’re doing something virtuous, noble, and special snowflake-y by … Continue reading
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Julia Allison’s Amazing Technicolor Display of Insanity At Burning Man Was Sponsored By JValentine
Our Shilldabeast is shilldabusted. As much as I hate hippies, I hate people who take a giant dump on the floor of other people’s houses as Julia Allison did at Burning Man. From Burningman.com: TRADEMARKS: The names “Burning Man”, “Black … Continue reading
Miss Advised Episode One Recap: Julia Allison Introduces Herself To A Nation By Offering Her Tits, Ass and Oral Sex, All Within A Span Of 43 Minutes
Last night, Ashley Tisdale unleashed The Donken on a completely uninterested nation with the premiere of Miss Advised. Billed (by me) as part gay recruitment film and part cautionary tale for injecting Land O’Lakes into your face, the show about … Continue reading
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Tagged busted face, dating expert, desperate, lies, los angeles, miss advised, moving, she's not a celebrity, she's not a journalist, television
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