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Julia Allison Evicted From SF Flat, Fights With Cancer-Free Dan & Wife

Not only did we get confirmation that Donkey's book at St. Martin's is dead and she'll have to repay her advance, we've seen proof...

Updated, With Surprise Bottom Fauxto! Would That Donkey Would Move To A Filthy Commune...

Julia Allison muses and we stop to listen: "How can you have a real community without elders and kids?" To me, this isn't just about kids...

Dumb Donkey Identifies With Crying Child, Wails Against The Rich

Dear Greg, someone please hold Julia Allison!! This is exactly how I feel. What an amazing human being. I wish all humans were as astute. He's speaking...

Donkey Has A Little Pop of Horror Down On Skid Row

This morning, our nation experienced profound disappointment when Donks announced the unfortunate cancellation of her Find a Reason to Exist Roadshow. Something about sistas...

While You Were Being Accosted By The Sheer Stupidity of Julia Allison, You May...

Anyone with even the vaguest familiarity with Julia Allison would arrive to the conclusion that she is as stupid as she looks. But be wary....