Updated, Now With Mrs. Roper: Scoldy McScolderson Strikes Again!

It's after 3 p.m. and Coobie's former, self-proclaimed spokesperson is finally out of bed and posting away on FB, her favorite pastime. If you ever...

Dumb Donkey Identifies With Crying Child, Wails Against The Rich

Dear Greg, someone please hold Julia Allison!! This is exactly how I feel. What an amazing human being. I wish all humans were as astute. He's speaking...

Donkey Allison Weeps Over Struggling Moms & Other Poor Unfortunate Souls Whose Life Choices...

Once again, our burro is wringing her hands on Fecebook: I think about this nearly every day. In my research, the lack of LIVING IN villages...

Sex-Obsessed Goofball Ariel White Wants Julia Allison To Love Her Pussy (And Other News)

Dead Russian Hooker #2 tagged our burro and the caterwauler: A brave essay on one woman's journey in learning to love her vagina. ‪#‎YoniLove ‬ Amant, Malia Blissard...

Updated, Now With Rainbow Creepster: Julia Allison, Who Thinks The Masculine Should Always Pick...

Throwback to 2000 ... Age 19, marching in support of feminism and abortion rights in Washington with my "big sister" Kimberly - who was...