Going Down In WooVille

As Julia prepares to transition into yet another persona, as every teen is wont to do, I thought we'd check in on some of...

A Meeting of the Minds: Thank God This Conversation Is Happening!

Donkey Allison, still high on her own fumes after taking four months to write the 46,367,459th most e-mailed article on the internet in the...

Yes, Ali, You ARE Magnificent! Where Do We Sign?

Quickly, hoping not to annoy Mama Jacy and distinguished RBDers, and no, I'm not trying to change the focus of this website, but some...

This Is Your Brain On Drugs

So, I finally caught Jena La Phlegm’s convoluted, half-baked, embarrassing personality-defects-as-archetypes stripshow. I’d assumed wild weed eating Ali Shanti would be playing the slut...

Ali Shitty Posts A Conversation Proving She’s A Terrible, Self-Involved Mother

Jesus, just play Farmville with your child, you dumb bitch. I can't wait for this kid to join a fraternity and become an investment...