Nisha Moodley Fears Hurting A Mysterious Someone, Sends “Rainbow” To Her Heart

STOP PRESS! Dear Goddess, what has happened to Noodles? Is Noah Nvmbr tiring of Wooville? Is Judy trying to guilt trip her? Whatever went down,...

Ali Shanti Schemes To Get Her Grubby Hands On Another Property While Donk Cheers...

Ryan Allis, manboy and now full-blown woo, who's currently taking a Landmark course in San Diego, is selling his $3 million dollar home in...

Happy Ending: Ali Shanti Turns 74, Gives Mental Dental A “Massage”

The old raunch recently turned 74 and celebrated the big day by sending out an endless message to her listserv. Though Ali's big reveal...

Mid-Week Madness: Noodles, North Dakota & Narcissism

Noodles Poodles attended Summit L.A., bawling her eyes out and determined now more than ever to "restore the Sisterhood": Ah, yes. Judy doing what Judy...

Slumming With The Skanks: Fivehead, Skankatron & Donkey

Insurance scammer Jena "Fivehead" la Flamme has been injured again! Anybody know a good attorney? Lookin' good, La Fraud! That fauxto must have indeed been...