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And Now For Something Completely Different: Donk’s 73-Point Checklist

  Remember this? Just two years ago? And yet now she's all "FREE LOVE!" and railing against the nuclear family. Oh honey. (LOL full head...

Derpin Fails to Adhere To Donks’ Interminable Checklist

Great, big, stupid, fat head Julia Allison is not one for understatement. Just check out her Rahajalamadingdong jewelry collection if you don't believe me....

Julie’s Final Bravo Blog, With The Lies Neatly Brushed Aside And Her New Piece...

Ewww. Validation, bunnies, from a hot dude! Sweet, sweet validation! She is NOT insane and childish! She is mature and steady! Her new boyfriend,...

UPDATE: Julie’s Life Is Complete

She's finally changed her Facebook profile status to "in a relationship." Aww, sweet, even though Donkvin was apparently in a L.A. singles group as...

Is This The Latest Victim of America’s Favorite Second Date Blowjob Queen?

  So remember this dude? The bare-chested hottie also known as Coffee Bar dude? His most recent Facebook cover photo, uploaded 18 hours ago, is a shot...