Author Archives: Jacy "Donk" LaRue

Lunatic Still At It

Imagine how sweet it must have been for vaguely racist-y Avocado (IN FUCKING INDIA!!!) when Donk went dark on Facebook for weeks. Because now look what’s happening to him every time he posts something:

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Just Because We Miss The Bray So Much

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Cuckoobird’s Pathetisad “Vision” Board

Cupcake Cray Cray has studied this atrocity via the Donk’s Airbnb listing. His/her observations of a “Nutbar’s Vision” are below. going (mostly) clockwise, starting at the top left: 1) “If you’re not doing something crazy, you’re doing the wrong things.” … Continue reading

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Donk Charges a Fortune For a Freak Pad

Seriously, go check out the photos of her laundry room. Would you rent an apartment from this lunatic? Good news: It’s wide open in February! A review from earlier this month; sounds like a donkey vacated the stall: This apartment … Continue reading

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Everything Is New York’s Fault

Not getting enough attention, I guess. Her latest Tweet: I once thought I had a sleep disorder but then I realized I just lived in New York.  

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