Author Archives: Jacy "Donk" LaRue

Because Donkey Doesn’t Quite Love Herself Enough, She’s Going to Marry Herself At Burning Man

  That’s right, the incessant fauxto shooter doesn’t quite worship herself and her every deep thought quite enough. And so at Camp Mystic this year, she’s going to marry herself. Why not? No one else will ever marry her! The … Continue reading

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Sexiness

So she is blasting Avocado’s music at her fauxto shoot even though there is no sign of him. Stage-Five Narcissistic Braying Pear-Clinger! Sexy dancer. Sexy yoga mat humper.  

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Summer 2014, Huh?

How odd.  

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Donkey Who Was Just Dissing Tinder Has a Tinder Profile

Remember this, from a FB post just two weeks ago? Ugh Tinder. Just … Disgusting.  Guess she’s reconsidered. Here are the photos on her Tinder profile.  

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Here’s A Nice Natural Pose

What the hell?

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