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Lunatic Spends Friday Night Masturbating to a Picture of Herself as a Tea Cozy

Even after all this years, it simply amazes me just how in love this wackaloon is with herself. “Books & Ballgowns” (2008) New York Public Library. I envisioned and art directed this shoot because I have had a passionate lifelong … Continue reading

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Oh, Shut the Fuck Up, You Demented Sparklefart

She’s just so whimsical. She has much whimsy. She’s a singular sensation. And she probably looked like a god damn lunatic.

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A Pleasant Surprise

So I was googling Donkey Lady for something completely unrelated to Donks. She was out of cite/sight/site, out of mind. I was just going about my day, and guess who popped up. This bow-legged, horse-toothed piece of shit: It truly … Continue reading

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It’s Like This Useless Piece of Shit is Mocking Us

Do you know what most 30-somethings did on Thursday morning? They went to fucking work, you misshapen shit stain.

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Obnoxious Yoga Enthusiast Corrected on Her Shitty Yoga Technique

She also seems to have forgotten that she has an actual animal to take care of. Because she’s a weirdly proportioned piece of shit.

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