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Donkey Had A Cootie Photo Shoot

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Please Explain How This Comment DOESN’T Scream Child Molestor, Donkey

There’s a bonus childhood example of Donks thinking the rules don’t apply to her. Also? Put on a god damn shirt, for once, Jesus. We get it, you’re skinny. (I’m also saving this post for posterity in case it will … Continue reading

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Here Is Donkey Looking Like A God Damn Stupid Dipshit

Some of you have surmised that the woman to GuacCock’s right is his new piece. I guess so. But here is our dumb ass. Remember, she’s not like a regular mom, she’s a cool mom.

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When Will Donk Figure Out That She Writes The Least Convincing Shills Ever?

Here she is shilling somebody’s unkempt backyard, and she goes on and on about how charming it is despite the fact that, judging by the picture, someone was clearly just murdered there. I’m staying at the most remarkable place in … Continue reading

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God Tells Donks To Get A God Damn Job

Donkey had a spiritual experience yesterday. God led to her a book that, as Steve Anderson, who is clearly onto a donkey, points out, matches her nails. But if she were guided by providence, as she claims, it’s sad that … Continue reading

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