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PAID: Donkey Wrote An Article For the God Damn ‘New York Times’

What the fucking fuck? Donkey somehow convinced the Paper of Record to let her spew bullshit about god damn fucking Burning Man, a god damn festival for rich, white people who have too much drugs and god damn time on … Continue reading

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Toilet Julia Wrote This

When my former roommate Julia Allison asked me to be her bridesmaid, my first thought was YES! The second was – wait, I didn’t even know she was dating someone. It turns out — she wasn’t. She was completely single, … Continue reading

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Julia’s Camel Toe Looks Like It’s Retaining Water

These are the images that are making me terrified to fall asleep.  

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WHY DO MEN WHO AREN’T CHILD RAPIST RABBIS STILL RAPE WOMEN!?!?!?!?!

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Donks Loves/Hates High School, Wants To Fuck Aaron Sorkin

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