Author Archives: juliaspublicist

Donkey Dries Her Fat Pants

There is too much face going on in the post below. I’m tired of looking those two chins and Ben Stiller and John C. Riley’s wife-worshipping scam artist of a love child, so look at some pants.  The dryer at … Continue reading

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Deux morceaux désagréables de merde visiter Paris

Look at these stupid dildos.

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Donks Orders Everyone To Read xoJane Article, Apparently Didn’t Read Article

I don’t know what she’s going on about here. That White Chick Wayans brother who stands against rape wrote an article about something.   I don’t know what Mandy Stadtmiller is going on about because I read a few paragraphs … Continue reading

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Donks Is Allergic To Paris

A great international tragedy has befallen us, and by “us” I mean everyone, everywhere. Julia Allison proclaimed that her throat has succumbed to the viral or [ETA: Shut up, science!] bacterial demon known to most as strep throat. Quelle horreur!   Will … Continue reading

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What Conclusions Can You Draw From Donks’ Completely Staged Book-Learning Doggy Shoot?

  The Feminine Mystique? LOLLIES! There’s no mystery here. Donks is a completely transparent asshole.

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