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Face Painting Is Not Art

You know, when you duck face with silver lip stick, it just looks like you have hypothermia and that your lips are about to fall off. And when I was in middle school, Ben Affleck taught me that the best … Continue reading

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Donkey Is Transformative

I’m not smart about being a dusty, tripping asshole, so I don’t know what the hell she is going on about. This got a lot of play in the last thread but it deserves its own: OK, I know Optimus … Continue reading

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An Easter Reminder

Since Jesus is still dead for another 24 hours or so, or 12 (you pick), I thought that it would be a good time to remind y’all that, in just a few short years, we have gone from this: To … Continue reading

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Here Are Donkey’s Tits, Ferreals This Time

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Here Is Donks With A Spider Crab On Her Head For Gaia, Or Something

And here are her tits. Here is Donks doing her very best Shakira, which is more “WTF?” than “on point.”  

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