Author Archives: juliaspublicist cried his rhinestone off
What the fucking fuck? Donkey somehow convinced the Paper of Record to let her spew bullshit about god damn fucking Burning Man, a god damn festival for rich, white people who have too much drugs and god damn time on … Continue reading
When my former roommate Julia Allison asked me to be her bridesmaid, my first thought was YES! The second was – wait, I didn’t even know she was dating someone. It turns out — she wasn’t. She was completely single, … Continue reading
These are the images that are making me terrified to fall asleep.