Author Archives: Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry

Donk Gets Dumped Again, Another Former “Sister” Gets Engaged

Unlike Donkey, Meghan doesn’t think getting engaged should be recognized as an achievement: CONGRATS, MEGHAN! Our @MeghanMcCain announces she's engaged — she shares her touching engagement story and her message to single women! — The View (@TheView) November 2, … Continue reading

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Psssst, Lover, The Bali Goddesses Want To Unleash Your Wild Woman!

I just know Donkey is involved: So, Electric Barbarella is a guide, Dead Russian Hooker #2 is a facilitator, and Jess Johnson is one of the co-hosts? Hmmmm … Re: below, is Jaahass wearing any panties? The other co-host is … Continue reading

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Dear Chad …

Forty-five-year-old Chad McNally, who goes by the moniker Rain Phutureprimitive when he’s playing dressup DJ, has spent the last year engaging in 12 – count ’em – 12 “healing modalities” and reading self-help books until his eyeballs threatened to revolt. … Continue reading

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Judy & Chad Issue Joint Breakup Posts – They’re Still In Each Other’s Lives As Friends!

Our burro has been dumped again but is reborn: I will love this beautiful being for the rest of my life. So deeply grateful for the lessons I have learned while in romantic partnership with his heart, mind, body and … Continue reading

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Passive Aggressive Donkey Is Still Passive Aggressive, And Yes, Still A Donkey

“Yoo hoo, Alexander Marquardt! Wanna bang my green skin tags on a friend’s couch for old time’s sake?” Any suggestions for Judy? Is Houston’s still open? She tagged Krystal Kahler, AKA Danish Mary, and OMG! Randi? Kahler loathes Donkey, so … Continue reading

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