Author Archives: Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry

Rainbow & Electric Barbarella: Lesbian Love In Bali!

Did “bisexual” Donkey finally get to second base with her non-lesbian lover? And is our burro ever returning to the states? Surely somebody is getting tired of paying for her louche lifestyle? In Donkey connections, Cory Tanner Glazier, or “Christopher … Continue reading

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Marc Gafni, Rabbi Rapist & Donk’s Wedding Officiant, Gets The Dr. Phil Treatment

The woo guru was supposed to be officiant at Judy’s 2014 Burning Man wedding to herself, but she backed down when RBD reported on pedo Gafni’s past. However, he still spoke at our burro’s greatest folly. In a move to … Continue reading

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Ali Shanti Schemes To Get Her Grubby Hands On Another Property While Donk Cheers Her On

Ryan Allis, manboy and now full-blown woo, who’s currently taking a Landmark course in San Diego, is selling his $3 million dollar home in San Francisco – he offered Donkey a chance to be “first buyer” – and wants to … Continue reading

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Here Comes The Donk Again, Clomping On My Head Like A Memory …

Our burro clearly misses Chad McNally: Donkey has received six likes and one comment. Can you guess the commenter’s identity? “Joyful, wonderful, enjoy the moments and have fun.” Yeah, have fun, because she’s working so hard during the remaining 51 … Continue reading

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Devin “Scarface” Stetler Can Hook You Up!

The Modesto Strangler, Donkey’s ex and one half of the greatest love affair the world has ever known, has dabbled in many fields, from fine cuisine to modeling to NBC correspondent. Now he’s co-owner of Flavors, a weed dispensary in … Continue reading

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