Author Archives: Gilly (and the entire Cosmos)

Jena Screams, Judy Screams, We All Scream For … Glitter Boobies!

You can’t make this shit up: “Glitter boobs are perfect for festivals!” New technology? Haven’t strippers been doing this for years, albeit with far more attractive results than what’s on display in that creepy video? Just think how Donkey will … Continue reading

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Gospel Enchantress Jess Johnson Thanks Everyone But BFF Julia Allison

I am SO PROUD of, and SO GRATEFUL for, woo white women gospel! Jaahass thanks everybody for this transformative concert, during which the earth shifted upon its axis. Even Kc Baker gets a shout out, so why no Mulia? In … Continue reading

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Updated, With The (Brief?) Return Of Mental Dental! Changing The World: Jess Johnson Reimagines Religion, Mocks Latinos

In need of a little heARTist medicine this Easter? Jaahass, Julia Allison’s BFF, and her sisters have the good stuff: Writing for me is very similar to free-styling. When I write to a specific group of people, and I KNOW … Continue reading

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Ali “Sybil” Shanti Is Living With Two Personalities & Loving It!

My God, that voice! And the same old narcissistic rant again & again & again. In other news, Rain tagged Donkey and Ali and various & sundry to let everyone know Joe Muscatello’s debut album is coming out. Never mind … Continue reading

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Holy Yoni! Hippie Donkey Dragged Dadsers To Birthcray 36 Lovefest

Has Judy finally reached rock bottom? She’s miles away from [REDACTED], even Greasy, and apparently wants to drag her daddy down with her. Not surprised? Is Judy obsessed with vaginas, too? Did Petey partake in birthcray yoni worship? #pleasurablebonding #daddyissues … Continue reading

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