Julia Allison, groundbreaking journalist with Tribune Media Services and esteemed cultural critic, best known for her award-winning Weekly World News piece “Goebbels Got It Right,” has been appointed by President Trump to head the new Will Hays Office of Motion Pictures. As film czar, Ms. Allison’s first job will be to rid American screens of content that she personally dislikes. Instead of a new Jordan Peele horror film and other such atrocities, Ms. Allison promises only wholesome fare for the fall slate of American movies. Get ready for some exciting remakes of your favorite romantic comedies!
It has come to the attention of the White House that a handful of
talented renegade filmmakers are refusing to play by the new rom-com rules. The two movies depicted below were produced without Office of Motion Pictures approval. Anyone having knowledge of the parties involved is required to report this information to OMP or risk arrest and detainment at the notorious Lakeside Assisted Living Facility.