The woo tribe is desperately trying to locate Sacha Nielsen, AKA DJ Deadbeat Dad, beloved third husband of erotic goddess Jena la Flamme. He was last seen DJing from a van during Burning Man. A reward is being offered for his safe return.
Hearts go out to bereft Jena! How will the mistress of pleasure continue to be frisky on Fridays when yet another spouse has disappeared?
Stop the presses! Sacha has been located. In Geneva. What’s this? A cacao ceremony without his wife?!
Meet Soraia, a healer and mediator at a magazine, SpiSu. At least that’s what her FB profile indicates.
So, was he hustling la Fraud for a green card the entire time?
A big thanks to RBDer Curling Irons at Dawn for the WANTED! poster.