Earlier this year, shortly after Donk allegedly bragged about plotting to make former CEO Travis Kalanick fall in love with her, our burro was hanging with record producer Rick Rubin and other hangers-on at his minimalist digs in Malibu. Not content to simply enjoy whatever was going down in the hot tub, Judy frantically sent selfies to her tribe and to Rain, who’d dumped her raft ass several months before. We’ve caught a glimpse of those fauxtos. As you surely understand, we can’t share them.
We’re also hearing Donk might have been introduced to Rubin via Neil Strauss, consummate pickup artist. She’s on his FB friend list, as are Bryan “Tubbs” Franklin, Michael Smellsberg, and Shady Shanti. Now, who wouldn’t want to be associated with these folks?
Ellen & Bernie’s future daughter-in-law is one classy lady.