So, they’ve now spent how many hours together? Did Judy head back to Bali after stuffing her maw with tofurky and impressing Bernie and Ellen with her intellectual acumen? Maybe she treated her beloved’s parents to a couple of episodes of Mess Despised – “Here’s where I panicked when having to write a 400-word article about myself for a women’s rag!” Or maybe she showed them snapshots of this year’s BM, such as the eyebrow-raiser below:
I showed this fauxto sans explanation to my oldest sibling and this was the reaction: “Good Lord, since when did you start consorting with bottom-of-the-barrel strippers? I think I can see the tall one’s vagina.”
In other vaginal news, Jena la Flamme is steaming her yoni.
Bottom Picture! Middle-aged DJ PhuturePhuckPhace will inevitably spin at Donk and Alex’s wedding reception. They’re still in each other’s lives as friends (after she PAID him back the 4k).