Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo: Is Alex Marson Prepared For The Wedding Of The Century?

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So, “Entrepreneurial Artist” Dmitriy Kozlov removed his batshit insane pair-bonding on playa video – the woos never read here – but not before a savvy RBDer made some great gifs of Judy in her element, i.e., OMG! weddings. Take note, Dr. Dodi Berkowitz!

“Who? Lil’ ol me? I’m a goddess?”
A penny for your thoughts, O Wandering Eye Allis!
A classy affair. The nosepicker is sandwiched between Eben, in his underwear made from trees, and rapper Dmitriy. Is that Colby Collins next to Donk? Can Fozzie enlighten us?
“I’m the real superstar here! Who else had her own documentary series?”

Judy is so giddy! Isn’t it time she had her own wedding to someone other than herself? Speaking of which, look what I found when cataloging the 2009 RBD entries. From Russian Girl:

There are some Tweets that Poofy send that MUST. NOT. GO. UNDISCUSSED. I give you:

DECIDED TODAY: I AM GOING TO HAVE BREAKDANCERS AT MY WEDDING.

DEAR FUTURE JA BRIDESMAIDS: YOU DO REALIZE YOU’LL BE WEARING HUGE BRIGHT PINK GOWNS, RIGHT? JUST CHECKING. FIVE YEARS IN ADVANCE. XOXO, JA

Um, how I say this nicely.

FIVE YEARS?!?!?!??!?!! At this rate, you will be 61-looking in 2014! Chop, chop, Poofy!

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Maybe we’ll finally get that wedding in 2019. What say you, Son of Sam? Chop, chop!

Irene Cara will sing us out:

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  1. These GIFs are gifts from Greg. I love the 1st one- everyone around her looks winced.

  2. The 2nd one lacks thought balloons over everyone’s heads saying “CWAA.” Look at the chick in the back, who just ain’t having it.

    At least Donkey finally is dressing like a burning man bride, even if it is at someone else’s wedding, sucking all the oxygen out of a good half acre of desert.

    • She bought that white negligée to wear to the Kittay nuptials, if I remember correctly.

      • I hope it smells better than Shantitown! Can you imagine poor Mariana being escorted to her doom by that withered old hag who reeks of b.o.?

        • She is only in her early 40s! I have nearly a decade on her but you would never know it because SUNSCREEN WORKS!

      • Last time she wore it she was topless underneath.
        Now she’s added sequinned pasties.
        Such a class act, our Judy. Or maybe the bride specified on the invitation that this was to be a modest, respectable affair (snort) and all nips were to be covered. Talk about being a bridezilla! 🦖

        • I do wonder if Judy has changed the rules for her future bridesmaids. No more “huge bright pink gowns.” Just pasties and camel toe-perfect tighty whiteys.

  3. I mean, they’re all gold, but my personal favourite is the third one, with the disembodied hand pointing at our Jules, who is either genuflecting or stricken by a sudden migraine. So hard to choose. Thank you for these gifts, Savvy RBDer!

    • I believe that hand belongs to Ryan Allis, who appears to be scoping out our burro during various moments in the vid. I wonder how she keeps getting those HIVE gigs when Allis has let go most of his regulars. Hmmmm …

      • Oh, he is one of those geeky guys who can’t help but be pussywhipped by any female over a 5 who comes on to them. Allis is from Bradentucky, Florida, which is all you really need to know.

    • No, fourth, so no medal.

      If Dr. Berkowitz really has been asking her out for over a decade, and seeing as he tried out for his own reality shitshow, we’ll get that marriage and it will be through the fucking roof. Peter Baugher will spare no expense to unload his burro on another masculine.

  4. Is that Eben there? The guy with the chicken wings attempting to take off with his hat? Is he the one with the gigantic amulet who appears to have forgotten his shirt? That guy over there with the leather panties with the jangly waist jewelry to distract from his sad, deflated package? Because, Jesus, what a treat he is. What do you suppose he is wearing to Thanksgiving this year?

    • You remember his wife did a roadhouse grind down the aisle with her own father at their wedding? I think nothing anyone in that family does surprises anybody.

          • The Annie Lalalalalalalalala incest wedding dance is one of the creepiest, grossest things I’ve ever seen any of the woo weirdos do, and these people are creepy and gross.

          • I showed this video to my dad a few years back. Keep in mind that he has seen some of the nasty underside of the city, and so has his father. And he was grossed out

          • Only topped by Jena la Flamme’s erotic bachelorette party with her elderly former mother-in-law. ::shudder::

          • She must hAve taken the brown acid that was not especially ideal, or something… what a total maniac.
            Worst person? Moneymap on Skankatron75

        • I am grateful for the gift of this video, Gilly.

          I am honored and humbled by your contribution to our tribe and the world.

        • also maybe OT but i can’t stand it when the photographer constantly blocking people’s views from what is going on because he/she insists on being front and center of everything so as to get a close up shot

          wedding photos are nice and all, but honestly they just end up in an album that maybe you dust off once every 10 years to look at, there is no reason why the process of taking said photos should dominate the festivities and prevent people from just enjoying the experience “as it unfolds” and have a nice memory

          kinda like how nobody can just sit back and enjoy a concert performance because everybody in front of them is holding up a cell phone taking video

        • This is still my favorite wedding entrance video:

  5. WHY does she always have to be the biggest, loudest spotlight hog, lurching and braying and mugging like a toddler crashing her parents’ cocktail party?

    • She always steals all the oxygen in the room. It’s why she is so annoyed we call her Donkey… because it is so accurate!

  6. In GIF #3 even the girl to her left, who has like 90% of her tits out in the open and about 2 lbs of plastic jewelry glued to her face is like “I can’t stop cringing, I am so embarrassed FOR HER”.

    • That’s insufferable Danielle Blum, Ryan Allis’s latest piece. I initially thought she was wasn’t wearing any panties because her leotard is flesh colored. Such elegance!

  7. Ali Shanti turned 75 years old today and apparently celebrated the historic event by taking off all her clothes and doing god knows what with her dealer(s).

    Ali Shanti is with Jamie Wheal and 2 others.

    This is 75. Woke up with so much love in my heart. Love that is beyond possession or the personal.

    Then, the most incredible 4-handed massage from Mackenze McAleer and Kaira Mayestra – the two best body workers I have ever experienced. And even more love coursing through me.

    A moment to connect with a few of the men in my life who have taught me so much. Satyen Raja my very first teacher. Jamie Wheal a dear brother and inspiration to keep going. And Daniel Schmachtenberger forever mentor and reminder of what’s mine to do.

    A reminder to play from Alanja Forsberg and Tom Slater.

    Deep drop ins and so much support from Steven Dedrick Caitlin Rebecca and Kat Rose

    And the day is only half done. What else is possible?

  8. As mentioned above, I’ve been cataloging blog posts when I get a minute. I recently stumbled on this eyebrow-raiser from 6/2009. The first BOOK that never came to fruition?

    WHEN NYT BESTSELLING AUTHOR ERICA JONG ASKS YOU TO WRITE A PIECE FOR INCLUSION IN HER UPCOMING ANTHOLOGY, “THE BEST SEX I’VE EVER HAD” – ALONG WITH DAPHNE MERKIN, FAY WELDON, HONOR MOORE, LINDA GRAY SEXTON, ANNE ROIPHE, SUSIE BRIGHT, AND NAOMI WOLF – YOU SAY YES.

    BUT … WHAT WAS THE BEST SEX I’VE EVER HAD?!

    http://rebloggingdonk.com/2009/06/05/julia-not-sure-what-the-best-sex-she-ever-had-was/

    • The book was published in 2011 as SUGAR IN MY BOWL. Here is the list of contributors:

      Erica Jong
      Karen Abbott
      Anne Roiphe
      Jessica Winter
      Jann Turner
      Julie Klam
      Susan Kinsolving
      Susie Bright
      Fay Weldon
      Linda Gray Sexton
      Elisa Albert
      Barbara Victor
      Daphne Merkin
      Marisa Acocella Marchetto
      Min Jin Lee
      Honor Moore
      Jennifer Weiner
      Gail Collins
      Liz Smith
      Rebecca Walker
      Jean Hanff Korelitz
      Eve Ensler
      Meghan O’Rourke
      Rosemary Daniell
      J. A. K. Andres
      Molly Jong-Fast
      Susan Cheever
      Ariel Levy
      Margot Magowan

  9. What a load of rubbish

    If a man were to write about his best sex stories, it would be immediate written off as neanderthal, braggy, creepy, misogynistic, etc.

    But if a so called evolved woman does the same, it is supposedly empowering and edgy, and perhaps for some woos, even spiritual

  10. “All the children say,
    We don’t need another hero,
    We don’t need to know the way home
    All we want is life beyond the Thunderdome

    So what do we do with our lives?”
    “Thundercnt” aspires to marry at thunderdome? Time is a flat circle?

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