Our burro needed a break from her grueling schedule in Ubud so made the trek to magical Nusa Duo. She’s staying at The Laguna, a Luxury Collection Resort & Spa, while stinking up A-Fest Bali, an upscale HIVE shitfest that various woos are attending. Admission is supposedly $3900. If Donk couldn’t pay Rain the 4k she owes him, how in the hell could she afford yet another navel-gazing extravaganza?
Ah, Jess Magic. Now we know how Donk got an invite. “But I’m her manager! How dare you charge me to attend! Did you know The New York Times has hailed Ms. Magic as a musical genius?”
Forever lazing, eh, Donk? Will Alex Marson, the current love of your life, be attending A-Fest? What? He’s working in his lab! Absence makes the heart grow fonder?