Jess Magic Flashes Tit, Thanks Julia Allison For Helping To Bring Gospel To Oppressed White Burners

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The Caterwauler wants more attention:

Tho arty!

Samantha Lotus? She bills herself as a “Lifestyle Alchemist” and “Wellness Business Coach.” Is there a factory that manufactures woos, with the lone female model available in a couple of variations on the same gregdamn theme?

In other Caterwauler news, the gofundme campaign for Jaahass’s Soul Summer, which is to culminate in white burners being introduced to gospel at Camp Septic, has managed to raise a measly 3.4k of its 33k goal. Jaahass would like to thank The Academy and everyone’s favorite donkey:

My Loves!

Special SHOUT OUT to the generous contributions of Angel Be Robert Bienstock Ali Shanti Sarah Grace David Langer Lekha Singh Brigitte June Huff and Doug Evans who recently helped us across the finish line to make to DC possible and are supporting in bringing the Gospel Experience to the Playa!!! (Will post the time and date of THAT magic soon!)

Thank you Julia Allison for helping spread the word and ALL the LA family who I’ve already named for making this a reality!!!

If you feel inspired by what we’re up to please feel free to add some love or pass this along! We’ve got a little ways to go but I KNOW we can do it!

My RBD loves! What amazing work has Advanced Publicity Donkey been doing behind the scenes? Talking Rob Schuham into cutting a check?

This just in: We’re hearing ol’ Rainy will be at Camp Septic. Together again? The spirit of Nutty Granny Money Bags says yes!

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  1. To me the funniest part of Jess (since I never watched anything by her until that “rap” the other day) is that from her look, I would expect her to sound sultry but her “rapping” sounds like Minnie Mouse huffing helium while wearing a corset.

    It’s also funny that she was reborn just from lying on the ground a minute. What revelations does taking a shit bring???

    • Her voice is wretched, which is probably why she goes on ad nauseam about the quality of one’s voice being irrelevant – all that matters is that you sing!

    • Her voice is a result of intentional vocal fry to the point where she’s probably got nodes galore on her cords. She will end up sounding like one of those old women who smoked unfiltered Camels for 50 years.

      • I don’t fucking know why you now have to fill in your name each gregdamn time you log in. This annoying-as-hell new wrinkle happened overnight, and this morning there was all this info on the admin page about a new editorial system, but I don’t know if the two are related. I’m trying to figure out what to do here. I’ve looked at the discussion page and if anyone has any suggestions, I’d be most appreciative.

        • Thanks Gilly! I know this is a thankless unpaid task for you but i very very very very much appreciate it. Goddess hold WordPress AMEN

    • That’s why they give out stuffed yoni’s instead of knockers! It’s a brilliant plan. Maybe they won’t notice you don’t have titties if you keep droning on about the power of the pussy.

      Hmm, and now the name thing is happening to me. That seems weird. First comment of the day, name there. Second comment, gone.

  2. Are you really an an empowered goddess unless you’ve given a titty to the world?

    • She’s taken it back, what a wooian giver

      but lives here forevah

      • Bwa ha ha! Why would a woo goddess remove such a beautiful image of her OMG! feminine self in all its earthly glory? Maybe Mr. and Mrs. Johnson were worried about what the University Club might think!

    • You’d have to ask her ex-boyfriends for that one, as it is included in the “infuriate his new girlfriend” portfolio.

  3. You would think with a body like Bryan’s you would be more of a flowing loose linen kind of guy rather than a skin tight with extra Lycra. Not cute.

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