Marc Gafni, Rabbi Rapist & Donk’s Wedding Officiant, Gets The Dr. Phil Treatment

The woo guru was supposed to be officiant at Judy’s 2014 Burning Man wedding to herself, but she backed down when RBD reported on pedo Gafni’s past. However, he still spoke at our burro’s greatest folly.

In a move to refute the pedo past that just won’t go away, Gafni appeared on Dr. Phil today. It did not go well.

Dr. Phil is having none of that!

Will Jennifer Russell and Bryan “Chester the Molester” Franklin be coming to Gafni’s rescue, which they’ve done over and over again on social media? And will Donk stick up for her illustrous wannabe officiant?

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81 Responses to Marc Gafni, Rabbi Rapist & Donk’s Wedding Officiant, Gets The Dr. Phil Treatment

  1. Frequent Liar Miles says:

    Excellent Bottom Picture choice, Gilly: Portly Bry in that stretchy red garment-mit-armwarmers never fails to horrify/amuse (Jen’s tongue, though, I cannot comment on, as I am unable to look at it for more than a few seconds. Nevermind Donkey’s gaping maw and drugged-out eyes…)

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      Wasn’t it Grifty who noted Jen & Bry look like hobbits, the carny version?

    • The Nose Knows says:

      And Donk’s see-through dress. Thankfully, it appears she put on a pair of panties. No guess on how old/unwashed they are, or who they belong to

      • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry says:

        Cannot unsmell!

        • The Nose Knows says:

          She was apparently not exactly a practitioner of regular hygiene in her thuper thexy thex columnist days nor during the sausage curl and too-small prom dress phase. It could only have gotten worse since then.

          • Frequent Liar Miles says:

            As the most appropriately-named The Nose Knows knows: Donkey stunk up an elevator enough with her B.O. that observations about her not-so-freshness were bruited about her own social circles all the way back in the day. Subsequently, we have documented here enough evidence of her unhygienic ways (mysteriously greasy-yet-dry pelts, her absolutely filthy makeup collection, her inevitably soiled maxi-dress hemlines, etc.) to prove that she is one dirty, dirty Donkey. But she has indeed found her spiritual home in Camp Septic.

          • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry says:

            Her hygiene, or lack thereof, was a constant source of amusement back in her Georgetown days. Donk would show up to classes looking hung over, clothes dirty, and with makeup caked on her face like that of a circus clown. ::shudder::

  2. Random Snowflake™ says:

    Dayom… Why in Greg’s name would that idiot Gafni ever think it would be a good idea to go on Dr. Phil? He had to know it was gonna go something like it did.. It’s crazy how much these woo loons crave attention, even putting themselves through a humiliating inquisition on national T.V. just to get some. Wow.

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      Yes! Only a narcissist with a death wish would have gone on Dr. Phil during the #metoo moment. Like the rest of the woo nutjobs, pedo Gafni must believe any publicity is good publicity.

    • Malformed Face says:

      Yes, agree with Gilly… narcism.

    • Embodied Technologist says:

      Is going on Dr. Phil a paid gig? Perhaps he just did it for the money.

      Dr. Phil definitely should have paid him, Gafni is such a creep he makes Dr. Phil look good by comparison.

  3. Peltvest says:

    Fucken sickos. I hope Peter Baugher, Chicago attorney, is proud of his donkey daughter Julia Allison. My how the mighty have fallen.

  4. Truckstop trollope says:

    He’s toned like LaFlegm

  5. Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

    I am no fan of Dr. Phil, but when he does get it right he takes no pusillanimous bullshit. Crawl into a hole, Mr. Gafni, cover yourself with the ashes of repentance. You are a bad person.

  6. melting marionette says:

    people like gafni make me exceedingly angry.

  7. Tingolayo says:

    Good Greg, look at Donk’s big plastic mouth and big plastic teeth and ridiculous plastic costume and dumb pink bike in the background. I feel sorry for the normal people in Camp Mystic who have had this braying poseur thrust into their midst.

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      “Normal people”? At Camp Septic? Ali Shanti pushing and shoving to get into the orgy room? A very preggers Noodles Moodley traipsing about in the dirt, debris, and drugs? Papa Chevalier posing in Native American getup while making out with his “heterosexual” grandson/husband?

      • Tingolayo says:

        OK, OK, I knew I’d have to answer for this even as I was typing it! I mean, not “normal” as in sane and non-woo, but the more “authentic” Burners (gag) who actually do the heaving lifting; walk the talk outside of the Burn (gag); bring more creativity than just polyester tutus and construction paper signs; maybe have some genuine “hippie” values (or jobs) besides pointless tropical luxury vacations.

        I know there must be a few such people at BM (hee)– perhaps they just don’t belong to Camp Septic. But surely there are ppl at Camp Septic who realize that Donk is the same silly, polyester dipshit she’s always been, and resent that she’s clomped into their sacred container with her wedding malarkey.

        • Ser Donksalot says:

          there are. but there are so many distractions on the Playa!

        • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry says:

          The wedding fauxtos were indeed very revealing, for they showed that not a whole helluva lot of folks were paying any attention to Donk’s nuptials, other than the eight or nine goddesses who were feting her, and of course Gafni.

      • Random Snowflake™ says:

        Haha! “grandson/husband” 🤣

  8. Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry says:

    Several clips from the Dr. Phil show, which I’ve now seen for the first time, thanks to the RBD tipster.

    Gafni paints himself a victim of “name rape’ and internet bullying. When he’s blithering on and on about polyamory and making little sense, Dr. Phil advises him: “If you think this is working for you, rock on!”

    • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

      “Holding privacy.” These people are the worst of the worst of the worst.

    • Hroswitha says:

      I fully admit I have my own past experiences which colour my view of this sort of thing, but those clips enraged me.

      Here’s the thing – you cannot ‘take responsibility’ for repeatedly engaging in statutory rape, and then also be upset that people are ‘smearing’ your name. That kind of behaviour *should* be hanging over your head forever, even if we’re assuming that he hasn’t done anything awful in the last few decades (which I have no doubt he has).

      I remember a Miss Manners article from some years ago in which she wrote that social scorn was perfectly acceptable towards those who have injured the innocent. If the biggest consequence of his behaviour is that people are saying not-nice things about him, he should count himself lucky. I’ll wager everything I own that his victims had/have a much more difficult road ahead of them.

      • Helena (Kismet Shamanatrix, CEO of PriestessSensei Inc.) says:

        This. “Taking responsibility” means EXACTLY accepting the fact that people have the right to call you names, if they’re nice enough not to draw any other consequences from your actions. This isn’t kindergarten and you aren’t guilty of accidentally breaking someone’s toy, people aren’t obliged to forgive you and forget just because you’ve said some magical formula.

      • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

        Well said, Hroswitha. Gafni DID have intimate relationships with two underage girls. Re: his later caddish antics in Israel, he was getting busy with several women, apparently not telling any of them the truth re: his amorous exploits and then tried to call “polyamory” after the fact. He has a history of bad boundaries and predatory sexual behavior, which he’s admitted. So, how is anyone “smearing” him?

  9. Afghani DADSTER Friend says:

    This almost, but not quite, makes up for Dr. Phil unleashing Bhad Bhabie (Danielle/”catch me outside” girl) on the hip hop world.

  10. "Pilot" is the new "keynote" says:

    Gafni claims he and his child lover were “holding hands while she played guitar.” How the fuck does that work?

  11. Telexfree Antofagasta says:

    I still can’t believe this dumbfuck married herself

    In front of a group of scammers and sex predators

    This is success

    • Helena (Kismet Shamanatrix, CEO of PriestessSensei Inc.) says:

      My favorite thing about this, and there are many fabulous things about it, is that she billed it as the majorest milestone of the many major milestones she’d achieved in her life of an overachiever. THIS was the breakthrough, THIS was the point of no return, the absolute peak of serenity and enlightenment, the final breaking of the shackles inherited from her unenlightened family of origin. The ultimate goodbye to her old wedding- and status-obsessed self. And then there was NONE of that.

      Also, she seems to have had about a dozen more epiphanies since then, all sorts of bullshit seminars, archetype dances, sacred photoshoots, woo-sister-circles and what not, but 1) how come any of that was needed when the self wedding was supposed to bring all the goods? and 2) how come this magical ritual of radical self-acceptance etc. etc. ad vom is never even referenced, while so many things from her past repeatedly are?

      • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

        My favorite thing about that folly is that no one gave a shit. Donkey alerted the media and a few folks reported her last gasp at getting attention but the public snored. In the fauxtos of the bride and her rainbow goddesses-of-honor, no one in the background is even looking her way.

        • Helena (Kismet Shamanatrix, CEO of PriestessSensei Inc.) says:

          That too was great. “Julia is getting married, bitches!” with the awk picture and all sure sounded like it was supposed to become a “slogan.” As if everyone 1) knew who “Julia” was, 2) was on such terms with her to warrant the OMG edgy “bitches,” 3) spent years waiting “with bated breath” to see whether or not this adorkable celebrity finally agrees to marry one of her many suitors, after all those HYSTERICAL adventures everyone was so emotionally invested in?

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            Plus the carefully curated photoshoot for the invitation, edgy, stylist-assisted (and Photoshopped), vs. the cheap Chinese $14.99 polyester traditional gown she wore at the ceremony, the very antithesis of what Burning Man is about. It was a FAIL from start to finish, including inviting two men who dumped her up on stage for an embarrassing spectacle, one of them wearing Superman underwear. The canklehausen was off the charts that night.

    • The Nose Knows says:

      She obviously wanted one of her exes, or maybe even some other poor schmuck, to rush up at the last moment and announce that he just had to marry her right then and there. That was the real purpose of the self wedding

      • darling dearest is over this shit says:

        can you imagine how stupid that would have been if her self-marriage was at all sincere? Or if anyone was buying that it was sincere?

        “I have come to realize all I need is me and no one else”

        “NO! MARRY ME!!!”

        • The Nose Knows says:

          Nobody thought it was sincere. The other skanks wanted to dance around in their underwear, and the skeezy guys wanted to watch. That’s all it was about

          • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

            Yep, just like the skank strip show that Donkey and Ali and Myka and etc. put on, in which they turned stereotypes into something “positive.” Whore = Gold Digger looking out for her best interests.

  12. Wolf, Hemmingaway and Khaat Whores says:

    I saw the entire show.

    It wasn’t so hard on the Chester the Molester, they let him have the last word and even Phil himself framed the whole thing on Internet bullying and the low quality of the information posted on social media and he let Chester use the words “name rape” repeteadly without challenging him (nice one! He is now the victim!) throughout the show.

    Oh, and Phil himself made it very clear near the end (the part most people will remember) that Chester was never charged or convicted of any crimes.

    At the very end they do show a couple of very short out-of-context clips of this woman who interviewed one of the victims and wrote a whole book about child abuse in the Catholic Church, but all in all, I think it was a win for Chester.

  13. Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

    Last time this picture was posted I didn’t notice the taped sign on the mic. Donkey really didn’t miss a chance to plant her hoof on every nook and cranny to announce this night was all about her and not really a statement about self-worth as the other signs suggested.

  14. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    Is it just me, or does Gafni resemble a somewhat less actually decomposing Steve Bannon?

  15. Razzmatazz says:

    Sometimes having kids creates some unintentionally Donk related humor, like this image from Super Mario Odyssey:

  16. Donkey in the Sky with Rhinestones says:

    I know a few of the women who are survivors of Gafni’s predations, in Israel and elsewhere. One of them recently shared that he is STILL actively manipulating and exploiting women — she’d met a woman who was “in his clutches.” It makes me so fucking sick that after being ejected from his prior communities for his predatory behavior and crimes, he basically fled to the woos and they are so self-absorbed that they gave him cover. And he is still the same fucking predator, hiding in plain sight.

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      I wouldn’t doubt it. A narcissistic sociopath such as Gafni doesn’t change his spots overnight. He fled to the woos because he can pull the “polyamory” card when anybody calls him out on his predatory behavior.

  17. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    FYI — re-running right now on my areas alternate CBS channel — he’s so gross!

    • Because, for fucks sake. says:

      I watched it too. That guy does not believe he’s done anything wrong. He is so disgusting!

      • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

        The sick thing is that a percentage of Dr. Phil’s audience is also on the woo spectrum and this exposure was just a ploy by Gafni to try to snare some gullible new followers who also will ignore or normalize his history.

        • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

          Yeah, I too thought that he’s going to snag some new suckers with this poor, poor pitiful me TV appearance.

          • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

            Yeah, I think he is one of those who believes any publicity is good publicity. This will be a net gain for him.

          • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

            People who were once in his inner circle reached out to me and the stories shared were on the level of manipulation that would make Scientologists blush.
            Evil has a face and it’s Marc Gafni’s.

  18. Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

    Dammit, I just got a new computer and can’t get to the mod page. I’ve asked for a password reset from WordPress but when I click on the link, I’m told it’s invalid and to request another reset link. Over and over and over again. I do not have time for this shit. What would Julia Allison do?

    • Wolf, Hemmningway & Khaat Whores says:

      NGMB would send her a valid password from heaven, of course.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Can you reset pw from the old computer? Maybe it’s the recognition thing ….

    • Stalker is ambiguous on the outside says:

      She would post viciously about it on Facebook. Then she’d try to move the entire site over to LiveJournal. (That would fail, naturally). Then she’d spam Instagram with lots of selfies while @’ing the president.

    • Failed Mercedes C Class Leasee says:

      Any luck?

  19. JulliaBouger says:

    Wow – when Dr Phil is the legitimate professional in the room, you know you’re a piece of shit…

  20. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    On the matter of past & present Donkey enablers on the boob tube, anyone else here ever watch The View & wonder WTF is up w/ Megatits hands? Raynaud’s Syndrome? One day, her (purple-ish) lipstick matched them better than it matched her outfit.

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