The Modesto Strangler, Donkey’s ex and one half of the greatest love affair the world has ever known, has dabbled in many fields, from fine cuisine to modeling to NBC correspondent. Now he’s co-owner of Flavors, a weed dispensary in Riverbank, California, next to Modesto. But not without some resistance from residents:
“I left Modesto because of this kind of crap,” Dennis Starkweather said.
Former city officials also showed up to argue against the application of Pacafi Cooperative, short for Patient Care First with a Modesto business address, according to weedmaps.com. The dispensary will be called Flavors.
A dentist said marijuana can alter brains permanently. Others worried about property values plummeting.
“We can be different,” Leticia Delgado said, “be known as the city that did not allow it here.”
Applicants, including Flavors co-owner Devin Stetler, noted that Californians a year ago voted to allow commercial marijuana. He said he hears that black-market operators are leaving the area because they won’t be able to compete with legitimate cannabis sales.
“We’re going to build an upscale, nice establishment here that’s ambiguous on the outside but properly run on the inside and outside,” Stetler said, vowing to allow no “trashing” or “sleaze.”
I NEVER think of sleaze when I think of Debbie Seltzer and our dear Donk!
But not to worry, bunnies! All five city council members approved Flavors, which is open from 9 to 9 on one of Riverbank’s busiest streets. Just be sure pay the dealer, or Devin’s alt-right ex-con brother, whose deleted FB page was scary as hell, will persuade you of the error of your ways.
Our Rhoda sent along more intel, bunnies, but this will have to suffice for now. My nanny is helping out poor, distraught Nisha Moodley and so I have to fix everyone dinner this evening.
Bottom GIF: Devin wishes you well. You sure blew this one, Julie!