Welcome to 2018, RBDers! Our burro tried to hide her carbon footprint for much of the past year, but what we did manage to see tended to be oh so Donkey.
Let’s rank Judy’s misdeeds for 2017. Coming in at third place is the conscious uncoupling of Rain & Rainbow. The lov-ahs issued joint break-up statements, with the former Chad McNally’s mea culpa sounding suspiciously like Devin Stetler’s break-up post of years prior. Julie couldn’t honor her contract with St. Martin’s, but she can always find time to write a boyfriend’s au revoir. “Jules, you were nothing but fantastic to me … ”
In second place is more dissembling, with “edgy” Judy confessing her bisexuality and outing her lesbian lover, Myka McLaughlin. However, the former high fashion model quickly shot down Judy’s Sapphic fantasy, indicating they’d only ever kissed. Was our burro trying to entice Rain back into her web or sending out a Yoo Hoo! to all the woo masculines?
#1! What else? The kids reveal what they really think of Rain’s six-year-old prerecorded set and Donkey’s amateur hoofing. Consumer comments on Donkey’s shitty dancing left her “literally shaking” and she got Facebook to remove the video of her clomping on stage in Al Pacino’s chaps, but a Canadian cat lady saved the day and left us with the funniest bottom video ever.
Looking forward to more laughs, tears, and steamy scandals with you, my masculines and feminines, in 2018!
Update! Looks like Donk wasn’t at the Lakeside Assisted Living Facility for the holibrays. Thanks to Truckstop Trollope for the alert.
Rainbow becomes one of Charlie Manson’s girls: