Gobble! Gobble! Giving Thanks For Thanksgiving Transformations

Happy turkey day, American bunnies! Who wants a heaping plate of Debbie Seltzer’s sweet potato turds? Be sure to wash those burnt yams down with Wendy K. Yalom’s delcicious coffee. Noodles Moodley swears by the magical brew!

Speaking of Noodles, she has bravely broached the touchy subject of woospeak:

Trust me, Noodles, re-introducing “coach” will not give it “gravitas.” Now shut up and eat the Thanksgiving bird. Be sure to post a fauxto of Crow’s first T-day!

In other news. Rain Phutureprimitive, AKA Chad McNally, is happily adjusting to life without a donkey:

Finally, Wild Weasels was such a transformative – is it still OK to use that term, Nisha? – experience that more such events are planned. Get ready to pull out your credit card and reach the next level.

Wild Weasels co-host Jess Johnson is truly changing the world! One hallucinogen-tripping idiot at a time!

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93 Responses to Gobble! Gobble! Giving Thanks For Thanksgiving Transformations

  1. Grammarian Emeritus says:

    “personal development industry” lol

    “personal development grifting scam factory consisting of sad twisted losers aggressively taking advantage of and ripping off even sadder more twisted worse off losers”

    ftfy

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      That had me in stitches. Wouldn’t a more accurate name be Bloodsuckers, Inc.?

      I’m thinking of changing my RBD moniker to Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry.

      • Eff You $$$ says:

        On a Match Game rerun last night, the bonus question was Donkey _________.

      • Grammarian Emeritus says:

        lol yes

        • Eff You $$$ says:

          This is so delicious. Thank you for reminding us all of Ali and Criag’s utter insanity.

          • Wolf, Hemmningway & Khaat Whores says:

            And we haven’t even mentioned the soundcloud recording about how arousing Gross Filet found Ali’s bloody homemade tampon.

          • Eff You $$$ says:

            Um what?

          • Wolf, Hemmningway & Khaat Whores says:

            SK3B and Gross Filet used to have this podcast called Relationship TMI, where they gave relationship advice (ha!) to the woo set.

            In one of the episodes Filet rhapsodized about the boner that Ali’s menstruation rag (tampons weren’t organice enough for her, or something like that) gave him.

            Really.

            Unfortunately, the soundcloud content has been lost to history. The page is still there, but the recordings have been deleted.
            https://soundcloud.com/craig-n-ali

          • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

            The best Relationship TMI was the one where Fishsticks broadcast a session with his therapist, a gentleman who described himself on his website as a “Formerly Licensed Mental Health Counselor.”

          • Handbag Is Not A Toilet Baby says:

            Tobias Funke, ANALRAPIST.

          • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry says:

            If I remember correctly, that podcast was a teaser trailer for their Jakob and Julia-esque website, which went up for three days and then went dark because the second greatest love the world had ever known blew up in their grifter faces.

          • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry says:

            HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

            Why are we ‘qualified’ for this gig?

            1.) We are entering our 4th year of relationship with no illusions that this will be easy, but clear commitments to ourselves, each other and our tribe (and, now, you) that we will use the challenges for our growth and healing.

            2.) We have invested tens of thousands of dollars learning and practicing Relationship As A Path To Awakening. We understand that, for us, the path to Mastery involves teaching others – not that we have it all figured out, but we are willing to make our mistakes publicly, and reveal the inner workings of our relationship as a way of serving our tribe by showing… it’s messy inside a relationship, and you’re not alone. We’ll not only show you our messes, but how we work our way through cleaning them up, and becoming stronger for it.

            3.) We’ve received hundreds of comments and private messages thanking us for our transparency as we’ve begun posting snippits of our Journey. This next level of broadcasting is simply a response to the call for transformational edu-tainment with no bullshit, and a real delightful edge to the truth-telling.

            A note about Narcissism: This is a topic we are especially sensitive to.

          • Pass the Nachos Please says:

            I vaguely recall that Craig was abusive to Shanti’s son? I tried searching RBD, but can’t come up with anything.

          • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry says:

            Yes, some incident occured in which the kid was walking by Fishdick somewhere in Ali’s house and Mr. Anger Management became furious with him. Like creepy get-this-lunatic-away-from-kids angry. Wish I could remember more.

          • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

            I remember him flipping out once because Ali’s son left too many things on the dining room table.

          • cakez says:

            He also mocked the kid when he was trying to talk to his mom about his math homework.

          • ShesJustStupid says:

            He got angry when the kid knocked n the bedroom door before school with a question about his math homework and Filek and Shanti were trying to have sex. It was me of the most appalling child rearing scenes in a household full f them. Stuck with me.

          • Aggressively Stupid says:

            Maybe I’m thinking of a different time, but I recall clearly that the son wanted to show his mother a reading exercise that he was proud to have finished because even though he was 11 or 12 at the time he was just learning how to read. You see Shanti’s home school philosophy was that children will learn when they need to and, I guess, he never needed to read before.
            Anyway, he wanted to show his mom his work that he was proud of and Filek and Shanti were all “We’re recording! Get out!”
            I’m pretty sure that was the same podcast where Filek described rubbing up against Shanti’s menstrual rag. Clearly, far more important than parenting.

        • Eff You $$$ says:

          Is Alexis Neely still paid up in her dues and still an actual attorney?

          • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry says:

            Good question. She’s running so many scams on her profethunal FB page that I wonder how she keeps track of anything.

          • Aggressively Stupid says:

            Yes, in California you only have to pay $77 dues every year and 35 credits of continued education every three years.
            http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/212365
            It’s pretty lax as far as licensing requirements go. I’m guessing that’s why she’s never pursued a Colorado law license.

          • MOOP says:

            (posted this in prior thread, but also fits here) Be sure to watch the Ex Mr. Shanti’s new video on his “purpose mapping” website. He mentions RBDers (friends?) calling him out on his BS.

          • Eff You $$$ says:

            Filed lost me at “money.” That is some
            unwatchable shit.

          • Tingolayo says:

            “Ordained priestess”– SHUT UP. Ordained by what? DJ Majii’s toilet temple?

          • Frequent Liar Miles says:

            I dunno, seems like a four-named focalizer has got to be seriously legit.

  2. Ali is MOOP says:

    Why do they insist on using ninety-trabillion nonsense words to communicate what could be written/said in ten?

  3. Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

    I am pissed as hell that these gross self-misogynist clownfish, enablers of rapists and gropers, think they can hitch their filthy wagon to #metoo.

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      Even monumental sleaze bucket Christina Morassi posted a #metoo. Huh?! The gyrating con artist who suggests women should sexualize the workplace is aligning herself with a movement that is attempting to stop sexual violence and harassment? But her FB page is now filled with PleasureCEO horseshit. I hate these people.

      • Veruca Salt Lick says:

        I wish someone would post a comment on her post saying exactly what you just did. Light up the bat light for Jean Brodie.

    • The Real Afghani Dadster Friend says:

      Are you surprised that Julia hasn’t tried to insinuate herself into the #metoo situation? (I say situation because I’m not sure what to call it–it’s too serious to be a mere trend. Maybe it’s more of a movement?)

  4. Razzmatazz says:

    TRANSFORMATION=GRIFT
    COACH=GRIFT
    MANIFEST=GRIFT
    RADICAL HONESTY=GRIFT
    FEMINISM (to Woos)=GRIFT

    Shall I go on?

    • Wolf, Hemmningway & Khaat Whores says:

      Gift = Grift
      Gratitude = Grift
      Charity = Grift
      Environmentalism = Grift
      Veganism = Grift
      Honor = Grift
      Grift = Lifestyle

  5. Never the Bride says:

    This picture of Judy is one of the ones that always gets me with regard to the teef. HOW can a person have an overbite and an underbite at the same time?

  6. JuliasTooSmallTutu says:

    I miss those old Donk Thanksgivings where she would contort herself into stupid poses and attempt to convince us that her family was having the Best Thanksgiving Ever.

  7. Sad Rat In Sidewalk says:

    Countdown until Donk says something about how HORRIBLE it is to kill animals for sport, as a passive-aggressive response to her not being invited to Meghan McCain’s wedding http://people.com/tv/meghan-mccain-wedding-exclusive-photo-details/

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, Unicorn-Studded Rainbow says:

      Exclusive for People magazine? BWA HA HA! I wonder how much the whitest rag on the stands paid them.

  8. The Real Afghani Dadster Friend says:

    OT …

    It appears mmbh’s younger sister got divorced (2nd time I think?) and immediately into another serious relationship. Meanwhile, mmbh is still trying to lock down a wallet.

  9. Because, for fucks sake. says:

    That top picture – why is she always showing side boob?

    • Wolf, Hemmningway & Khaat Whores says:

      Keep that helo in the air, baby!!!

      PS: Is it really necessary to express your joy about a family member’s engagement on f-ing Twitter?????

      • Stalker just turned into Kamala Harris for 37.5 seconds says:

        ? I don’t think she’s related to Markle? I can see why she would relate & be happy about the engagement. I think it’s sweet. People do all kinds of worse things on twitter. This is harmless.

        Also just to be nitpicky, it was “keep that helo in the air, babe” not baby. I think babe is SO MUCH CRINGIER.

    • The Real Afghani Dadster Friend says:

      Yuck. Cringeworthy.

  10. Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry says:

    Why, he’s almost TOO good looking in person!

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