Happy turkey day, American bunnies! Who wants a heaping plate of Debbie Seltzer’s sweet potato turds? Be sure to wash those burnt yams down with Wendy K. Yalom’s delcicious coffee. Noodles Moodley swears by the magical brew!
Speaking of Noodles, she has bravely broached the touchy subject of woospeak:
Trust me, Noodles, re-introducing “coach” will not give it “gravitas.” Now shut up and eat the Thanksgiving bird. Be sure to post a fauxto of Crow’s first T-day!
In other news. Rain Phutureprimitive, AKA Chad McNally, is happily adjusting to life without a donkey:
Finally, Wild Weasels was such a transformative – is it still OK to use that term, Nisha? – experience that more such events are planned. Get ready to pull out your credit card and reach the next level.
Wild Weasels co-host Jess Johnson is truly changing the world! One hallucinogen-tripping idiot at a time!