Noodles Poodles attended Summit L.A., bawling her eyes out and determined now more than ever to “restore the Sisterhood”:
Ah, yes. Judy doing what Judy does best: fawning over folks who are far more successful than she could ever hope to be. Dadsers and Nutty Granny Money Bags taught her well.
But why isn’t our burro at Summit in La La Land? Even her non-lesbian lesbian lover Myka McLaughlin is attending. Could it be because Donkey has been banned from Summit events? Rumor has it something, or someone, went down when Donk was hired to perform Kama Sutra yoga with a woo masculine during Summit at Sea.
Mercifully, the breakup with Donkey seems to have had no effect on Rain. Fargo or bust!
Look who has an online campus store! Hey, undergrads, wanna look just like a bald 45-year-old DJ who’s been playing the same set for six years?
Finally, Ali Shanti shills a 12-step anti-narcissism program. You’ll never believe what healing entails, well, actually you will.
God bless Jean Brodie!