Updated: A Donkey In Bali (On Somebody Else’s Dime)

Is Ryan Allis paying, now that she’s part of his harem?

Tho thprithual!

Meanwhile, T.S. Eliot has never been so abused:

OMG! Christine Kelly likes the new Bottom Picture, also Judy’s new FB cover fauxto. Sisters again?

Update: Presented without comment.

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65 Responses to Updated: A Donkey In Bali (On Somebody Else’s Dime)

  1. grammarian says:

    i can’t even

  2. Eff You $$$ says:

    She is an old lady.

  3. Frequent Liar Miles says:

    That’s the most underwearingest bathing suit I have ever seen. Cheap lightweight mint green nylon, sure to look great when wet. Thanks, Coobie!

    • Frequent Liar Miles says:

      PS.: AS IF Donkey Allison ever read any T. S. Eliot, other than his name referenced in a Seventeen article about the Smash Musical, Cats.

    • Energy Pussy (brought to you by BIG TAMPON) says:

      I saw a woman 20+ years older wearing a black, better quality, better fitting version (size up, you hick) of this and it looked amazing. Donkey’s version gives me the sadz.

  4. Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

    Nice crappy photoshopping of her waist in the green swimsuit pic. It could not be more obvious.

    • Ethel egg says:

      Can you tell how? She’s always had small waist to hip ratio and I can’t see any difference in the picture. I’m always up for snark but just can’t see it here.

      • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

        Compare with the size of her waist in the waterfall pic. Also read Brayella’s comments. The retouched thigh gap is hilarious. That obvious lump above her knee.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Not just the waist! Really zoom in, starting w/ her right shoulder — it’s choppy; then, there’s that no small matter of a holy how fuck! double-decker clavicle — I mean srsly, WTF is going on there? it ate her necklace chain? Last but not least, note her badly fauxto-chopped thigh gap & that … protrusion above her inner right knee — ??


      • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

        Brayella is clearly the expert at spotting these things, but even I can see much of this without even zooming in. Uneven margins, strategic edge shadowing. She has retouching tools that do this. Her thighs have never been slim, her genetics didn’t change. Her waist is small but she’s retouched it to make it smaller. Looks like she’s advertising herself again. Phony forced poses galore. Chad must be distancing himself or is gone completely.

        • Aggressively Stupid says:

          Also there’s the fact that she’s made it look like her right knee bends inward to create a thigh gap.

      • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

        JFA…the clavicle! Looks like she had a lipstick tube implanted under her skin! WTF is that? The collar bone just ends on each side with the straps? LOL

  5. JuliasTooSmallTutu says:

    I walked by the building that used to house The Pink Palace aka: The Flaccidizer and I couldn’t help but notice how close it was to a high school. Those kids probably had a good laugh or two at one of her stupid outfits as she toddled out after waking up at two in the afternoon. Even with the clown makeup and the old hooker boots, 2008 Julia was still miles better than she is now as a washed up third rate DJ groupie.

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

      I get a chuckle out of Donkey, Jaahass, Dead Russian Hooker #2, and assorted woo goddesses sucking up to Ryan Allis and Bear Kittay so that life might forever be a vacation from vacation-itis. Such feminists! Such achievements! Robin and Peter must be SO PROUD.

  6. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot says:

    The top photo is about as sexy and sthpiritual as the “ice bucket” challenge.
    Mint colored underwear not to be confused with a bathing suit.
    Does she really need a loudspeaker? Ever? (A million ear drums burst from a bray on blast)

    Donk does have good boobs, I’ll give her that.

  7. Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

    Does she know T S Elliott was a raging anti-Semite?

    (that was a rhetorical question, we all know ignorant incurious Donkey will always be ignorant and incurious)

  8. Greg says:

    That green swimsuit picture is tragic.

    • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

      The temple picture is tragic too.

      So she walked all the way to the temple, but asked some poor “photographer”/victim to stand back and take her picture from the distance.

      I can imagine her braying directions from afar. “NO NO!!! WAIT!!! MY arms are not perfectly aligned in a fake yoga pose”, “Not now! My stance is not wide enough” etc etc

      Tho thpontaneouth.

  9. darling dearest is over this shit says:

    I get that her life is just one big posed photo

    but i gotta say, im still jealous that i cant just jaunt off to bali to fake spiritualism

    • Stalker predated you says:

      Me too. I’ve been having a lowkey shitty week and I am feeling a little jealous that I’m not chilling under a waterfall.

      • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

        She is not chilling.

        She is staging a fauxtoshoot under a waterfall, so that she can attract “clients” for her social media/woo business or, even better, a wallet.

        She never chills or relaxes, which explains why she is always taking vacations to recover from her latest vacation.

  10. Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

    She is a pelt’s breadth away from being a dollar-store Angelyne at this point.

    • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

      Just like with Miss A, the desperation will accelerate with age until all she has left is a pink car with a trunk full of coobies and tutus.

      • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

        And one of Rain’s old hoodies.


        • Frequent Liar Miles says:

          One of Phuturephuckphace’s stand-alone HOODS you mean. “Hoodie” connotes an entire garment, with sleeves, etc., and Chad is way too cool for such.

    • Frequent Liar Miles says:

      Speaking of pelts, it appears from the first three pictures that she has cut her hair to just above shoulder lengtb. If so, good move, and maybe her dancing will improve if she’s not constantly tossing her long tresses around.

  11. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    There’s something perfect about the photo of her holding a megaphone in lingerie standing beside a fake airplane. It sort of sums her up.

    • Julia Allison's Epileptic Daunce says:

      I will bet she has the exact same teddy in all the colors (bright!) of the rainbow. CWAA.

  12. Frequent Liar Miles says:

    “Me too,” and get she seemed to find the Fucker Lacks “good raping” comment (about her) HYSTERICAL .

  13. Tingolayo says:

    Gentlemen: Copy this to your status update if you have been hit, punched, sat upon, jumped on, groped, or grabbed by Julia Allison; or if she has ever begged you for a kiss or a hug or other unwanted physical contact; or if she has ever violated your privacy or your trust; or if she has ever threatened/coerced/blackmailed you.

    Every guy on Miss Advised: “Me too.”

    • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:


    • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

      That guy in the limo on the wine tasting trip, OMG. Imagine if a guy had done that to a date.

      • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

        JFA: it would be amazing if someone made a clip video of all the times she tried this shit on the show, and posted it on YT.

      • Frequent Liar Miles says:

        And when she said she wanted lick that one guy like an ice cream cone (and mimed licking.) Not objectifying at all.

      • Tingolayo's Popped Left Shoulder says:

        I believe that was the origin of “blinking SOS at the camera.” (Was that an RBD thing, or a TwoP thing?)

    • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

      Her hooves were all over me!

  14. Razzmatazz says:

    “Selfies … what a fuckin’ disease.”

    — Liam Gallagher, 2017

  15. Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

    OT: His Mercedes? Fozzie provides NO information as to HOW this happened.

    • BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot says:

      He finally got the Mercedes his “vision quested”…and then totaled it.

    • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      Pretentious much? Could say he totaled *his* car but jobless wonders are always trying to impress.

      • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

        JFA’ing someone also needs to explain to me how wrecking your car suddenly makes you flush with cash to invest in bitcoin. It’ll be good to see the scammers get scammed on this one.

        • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

          Like Ali’s former lovers, Fozzie posted to FB re: a serious drug and alcohol problem, but he sure as fuck hasn’t mentioned that in a long time and clearly isn’t in rehab. Was he sober when “my Mercedes” was totaled? Has he hit rock bottom yet? If not, what will it take?

  16. Eff It says:

    I don’t understand why J feels the need to manipulate her photos, get work done on her face, etc. In the [admittedly very few] candid, unposed, and now-somewhat-dated photos and videos I’ve seen of her, she’s naturally very attractive, braying laugh aside. But with each artificial tweak to her body/face, with every scam photo, and, mostly, with her need to pose, she makes herself repellent.

    If she was a decent and humble person, I think the natural beauty that she has (had?) might shine though. As it is, she’s a lost cause.

  17. Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

    OT: Jena and Sacha, AKA DJ Deadbeat Dad, are taking off for at least a month – I believe they’re going to Thailand, the sex tourism capital of the world; they’re certainly not going to Switzerland to look after his children. Is Patricia Ellsberg paying for this jaunt? They certainly couldn’t afford it based on their hot chocolate income.

    • Aggressively Stupid says:

      Maybe they’re planning to travel on the money she makes renting out the house. She certainly is trying to squeeze every last dime she can get out of that place.

    • darling dearest is over this shit says:

      did they ever get the roommate?

      Or maybe they cant afford the rent so they will rent it out to get the money to actually pay to live there.

      • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

        They have two roommates. For the subletter’s sake, I hope they’re not as oversexed as Jean Gray & Swiss Mister.

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