Nisha “Noodles” Moodley, female empowerment goddess and clairvoyant, brought along tarot cards, holy oils, essential oils, and lots of markers to her latest girl grope, this one in Mexico:
Julia Allison, of course, liked this post. But I’m convinced the minute the camera was turned off, Noodles and her misguided charges slaughtered the baby turtles and smeared their blood all over each other while dancing under the moonlight.
A less disturbing ritual recently took place at Camp Septic:
Wow! What a turnout! I thought I was attending one of Ali Shanti’s money map talks at the Boulder Holiday Inn. Surely DJ Deadbeat Day will be able to send some of the revenue earned here back to his children in Switzerland?
How high are the revelers? They must have been tripping balls to be dancing that spastically, or else Julia Allison was giving free EDM go-go girl lessons at Camp Septic.