More BM BS & Megatits Takes In “The View”

Burning Man is gone but not forgotten! Sexy Sasha Nielsen, AKA DJ Deadbeat Dad, who’s very good looking in person, dazzled Camp Septic revelers with his hypnotic beats:

In the grand tradition of Papa Chevalier (Michel Madie), straight Sacha and his BFF took their friendship to the next level:

Planet Earth to Jena! Come in, Jena:

Nothing ingested? Yeah, I’ll bet.

Jean Gray is back in Harlem and something is waking up! Methinks it’s her new grift as erotic goddess:

Michael “Fozzie” Jacobs had a grand time at BM, mostly banging his new sugar mamma and rediscovering his love for music:

Le Roi de Burger returned to Boulder and decided his new look would be 1970s porn star. But still an improvement, yes?

Those were the days, my friend, Donks thought they’d never end …

Julia and Meghan McCain in happier times. Now, Megatits will probably be joining The View, while Judy is wiping pint-sized Ryan Allis’s ass and bringing mint juleps to blond goddess Kitty Kittay. You sure blew it (again), Donkey!

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62 Responses to More BM BS & Megatits Takes In “The View”

  1. Because, for fucks sake. says:

    JA seems to be dipping her toes back into Social Media. She just showed up in my feed liking a Smellsberg post from April…

    Michael Ellsberg
    April 22 · ·

    In a Relationship
    April 22
    5 months in…
    Her: You’re mine.
    Him: [long look]: You’re crazy, for wanting me as yours.
    Her: [long look back] Yup.
    Him: I guess you’re right then.
    Both: [Giggle. Kiss. Giggle. Make-out. Slap. Spank. Giggle. Kiss. Hold. Melt.]

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

      She’s been liking her fellow woos posts here and there. She just liked Avocado’s love letter to his mother, Julie Hagerty.

      • Morrocanwear Loves You, Rain! says:

        She looks so surprised to have her picture taken!

      • Ruby Two Feet says:

        Ugh. I am regretting getting bangs. This confirms it.
        She has great skin, although I am personally tired of the “looking good for a woman in her __’s” statements. Especially looking at some of the balding woo dirty fuck masculines who look like shit no matter how old they are.

        • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

          Yeah, that is like that worst back-handed compliment in the history of mankind.

        • Handbag Is Not A Toilet Baby says:

          Don’t regret your bangs! I’ve had a very short haircut for more than a year, but with longer, side-swept bangs, and they’re my best look.*

          *In a lifetime of disastrous looks, tbh.

          • Ruby Two Feet says:

            Ah- thank you Handbag. I think once they grow out a little, I can have them more side-swept. Right now, I’ve got a Nellie Oleson thing going on. I would love to go with a very short haircut – yours sounds very cute and chic.

          • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

            Nellie Oleson is an excellent visual cue.

        • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

          I believe Avocado would fall into that “balding woo dirty fuck masculines” category. The prison tats are particularly skeevy.


          • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

            Come on.

            He doesn’t look bad for someone in his late 40s.

            WHAT??? HE IS NOT EVEN 30??????

            YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!!!!!

          • Ruby Two Feet says:

            You know, for a balding dirty fuck he looks….ah shit. I can’t even fake it. Fucking gross.

          • Tingolayo Has Scarves for Decorating says:

            A grown man wearing Superman underpants, and two different colored neon pedi-socks that are EDGY AS FUCK

  2. Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

    That’s a really nice photo of La Flimme-Flamme, I have to say. Jealous, because I am not so photogenic myself!

    Avocado’s mother Julie Hagerty really looks just like Julie Hagerty. It’s a little eerie.

    Very excited for a possible Judy return to social media. My guess is that coming out as bikissual didn’t give her the attention she craved…

    • Whatever says:

      La fraud pic look hideous typical hag. What is wrong with you, are you one of the woos.

      • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

        I think La Fraud actually looks good in that picture, BUT it’s very obviously been photoshopped. Jena’s face is SO airbrushed, she might just fade away. Wouldn’t that be nice?

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Hi, Donkey!

      • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

        I think it’s a really flattering photo of her. Sue me.

        • Whatever says:

          Wow speechless I find her a despicable waste of a human being who life’s mission is to scam her way because she lacks talent, motivation to have a job that is real. I can’t find someone so disgusting on her ethics and balding self attractive.

          • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

            You win today’s Savonarola prize! Enjoy!

          • Afghani DADSTER Friend says:

            She most likely is a pretty bad person if even 1/10 of what we surmise is true. I haven’t paid a ton of attention but I’m willing to believe she sucks. That said, Albie is right, if all you saw from her was that picture, she looks OK.

            Yes, it’s probably Photoshop. Simmer down, it’s not that serious and people here agree with you for the most part.

        • Swisss phlegm green unite card caca spirit says:

          youve been served

    • Frequent Liar Miles says:

      Bikissual! Dying here!

  3. Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

    Am I the only one who thinks that one of this mornings Fozzie is going to wake up from his usual weed and alcohol-induced sleep to find himself naked next to the “tattoo artist”?

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

      I think Fozzie has woken up in many a strange bed. Just ask Colby Collins.

      • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

        But now he won’t have Skankatronia to cover up his ..ahem… homosexual proclivities.

        • Frequent Liar Miles says:

          Hey! “We are all FAR more nuanced and multi-faceted than we seem at first glance, aren’t we?” Didn’t you get Donkey’s memo?

        • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

          Fozzie fancies himself a gigolo, but I think he’d prefer a sugar mamma over a sugar daddy … unless that sugar daddy was going to buy Little Porn Stache a luxury car that he could lord over the saleswoman.

      • Afghani DADSTER Friend says:

        Is Colby the Jazzercizer? Sorry, can’t keep my woos straight.

        (Yeah that was really bad pun about their shifting secksual proclivities.)

        • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

          No, Colby Collins is the bisexual woo – very spiritual, very sensitive, makes lots of earnest videos – who had a threeway with Ali and Fozzie.

          • Walk? Not bloody likely says:

            What’s with the groovy scarves these enlightened souls are always draped in? I mean, I get covering up from sun or dust if you’re outside, but what’s he protecting himself from in his living room? Vegan cabbage shit fumes and vaginosis?

    • Walk? Not bloody likely says:

      Tattoo guy looks like the offspring of Ron Swanson and a swollen playa-infected big toe.

  4. Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

    Noodles Moodley conned more suckers into attending her latest sistahhood retreat. A grifter speaks:

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      I saw the post about her “supplies” for this retreat. Incense, rattles and markers. Fools and their money….

      • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

        I missed that one. Tarot cards?

        • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

          Noodles’ grandmother back in the day:


        • Frequent Liar Miles says:

          What, no dildos? What kind of a retreat is that?

        • Helena (Kismet Shamanatrix, CEO of PriestessSensei Inc.) says:

          Intention Paper is the name of my new ska band.

        • MY Edgy Bisexuality (Tingolayo) says:

          “holy oils”… SHUT UP

        • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

          Intention Paper (by The Dragontree)

          My life is not very exciting and I do not do important world-changing things, but when I see a saddo grift-kit like that, I feel like Marie Curie and Albert Schweitzer put together.

        • Whatever says:

          You know Mexico has had two devasting earthquakes in one week she is all about her,tarot cards and incense. Insensitive poodle ain’t she all about her and the privilege of being with a bunch of suckers. How does she look at herself in the morning? Seriously shame shame noodles poodles.

          • Swisss phlegm green unite card caca spirit says:

            Further shame upon her hereby blessed and shared. Ugh
            they have $ already, why keep scammng? at least the simpleton aryan kittays dont scam aggor

          • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

            I thought the same. Notice she didn’t mention that she’d donate a portion of her take to help earthquake victims. Oh but she’ll change the world with markers. What is it with these chicks and markers. Did they not get enough arts and crafts time as kids?

        • Walk? Not bloody likely says:

          I wonder if they’ve learned from bitter experience not to mix up their “holy oils” (whatever the fuck those are) with their essential oils. I can’t see these goddesses washing their hands all that often, and essential oil is highly unpleasant when you get it on your yoni.

          Source: when I was a teenager I got essential oil on my downstairs area, thinking it was baby oil. Now a mere whiff of it makes me hunch over involuntarily and cross my legs.

  5. Aggressively Stupid says:

    Remember back when Donkey could attach herself to moderately famous people with some kind of credibility? I miss the NYC, minor internet celebrity days.

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO says:

      Now she’s so desperate, she attaches her torso to anything with money, from ridiculous Bear Kittay to delusional con Ryan Allis. I’ve seen her fawn all over people when she wants to get in their good graces. It’s creepy and obvious yet often surprisingly effective.

    • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

      At this point, I miss the Mark Kirk days. Sure, he’s a racist fascist pig, but at least he showers.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      Ah, the sweet years of batshit delusion and gauche grasping for fame! The “real Carrie Bradshaw”; the “next Oprah”! Do any of her set from her circus stay in NYC ever acknowledge her now?

      I actually do think she’s happier now with the woos and hedonists, although it does seem more adolescent rebellion than making her own way like an adult.

      • Aggressively Stupid says:

        I actually do agree with that. Even though her previous personas would be horrified to see her now, this is really where she was always meant to be. She gets to be as egotistic and lazy as she wants and pass it off as “self work.” Plus, she doesn’t have to trawl on the makeup everyday. I don’t think we’ll see Julia 6.0 (or whatever she’s on now) unless Dadser turns off the money tap. She’s going to try to stay at the circus as long as possible.
        It’s just not as entertaining for me.

        • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

          Same. I’ve been to the monkey house and wouldn’t expect to see anything very different another time (plus the smell! the smell!). Even when they aren’t grifters, when they’re earnestly looking for some way out of a private hell, the woo shtick is just dopey; it’s as dull as watching someone running the rosary.

  6. Afghani DADSTER Friend says:

    Meghan McCain sucks for the same reasons her dad does. She espouses cliche-ridden, loosely-held beliefs and placates the media for attention. OH WHAT A MAVERICK! She is actually too dumb for cable TV, which is saying something. The View is probably a good match. Good for her at least having a job and getting ‘PAID’, to quote the Donk’s famous expression.

    • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      It will be short lived like all previous jobs. Hers are more high-profile than Donkey’s but the View is like DWTS, the last ditch effort to save what’s left of a fading career. (Exception most RH people didn’t have careers before so trying to extend their 15 minutes).

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