I know we’re still chuckling over Donkey’s faux bisexuality and her passive-aggressive “kissership” post, presumably directed at Myka McLaughlin’s boyfriend. And we’ll get back to the Judy & Myra Show, I promise. But first some chuckles from Wooville.
Insurance scammer Jena la Flamme danced her doughy ass off at Camp Septic. Didn’t I see this self-help routine at a Spearmint Rhino in L.A.?
Did genuinely bi incest aficionado Jena and the very good looking (in person) Sacha Nielsen have a threeway with The Cat in the Hat?
Too many drugs and injuries won’t stop Jena from dancing!
Back home in Harlem, where every day is cultural appropriation day:
Michael “Fozzie” Jacobs is still thrilling over his new sugar mamma. No more late night phone calls to his pesky parents. “Please, Dad, I really want to get into the weed business and it’s only ten grand!”
Lucky Le Roi de Burger even snagged a tattoo “artist” roomie who’s inking him into oblivion. I see an actual job in Fozzie’s future: a prison extra in the reboot of OZ:
Meanwhile, Nisha Moodley, who sat out this Burning Man, and hubby Nvmb, or whatever the hell his name is, and baby Crow moved into what must be pricey digs in Mill Valley:
Who’s paying for this house, Noodles? If suckers enrolling in “female empowerment” coaching sessions funded this hilltop hideaway, I’m in the wrong bidness. Say hello to the new Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO!