Edgy, Vulnerable Donkey – Journalist, Television Commentator, Public Speaker and BRAVO Star – Supports Love In ALL Its Myriad Forms & Is Bi

Didn’t Jacy call this one years ago?

So, now we know why Electric Barbarella was doing those ridonkulous lipdubs in front of her apartment complex when launching her self-proclaimed revolutionary coaching bidness. These two idiots deserve each other.

Did the spirit of Nutty Granny Money Bags send Myka to Donkey? Speaking of NGMB, The Healing Chef was at Burning Man and clearly he and Julia are still in each other’s lives as friends:

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235 Responses to Edgy, Vulnerable Donkey – Journalist, Television Commentator, Public Speaker and BRAVO Star – Supports Love In ALL Its Myriad Forms & Is Bi

  1. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    There’s always an ulterior motive to donkey doings … ALWAYS …

    So, what is it this time? Not getting enough attn & sympathy from Myka post-dump by what’shisphace? Outing her, naming her man, is that meant to bust them up so Donk can ultimately have Myka attend to her 24/7?

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

      I got a kick out of the disclaimer: oh, by the way, Myka’s real love is Rob.

      • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones, & Ghosted Book Deals says:

        Nothing like publicly stating you’re happy being an afterthought for either gender. I truly hope her parents intervene and see this as a cry for help. Unless I know nothing, then feel free to ignore.

      • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

        It’s like that woman LaPhlegm keeps in reserve.

        • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

          Indeed. But does Donkey fly from Robin’s vagina into Myka’s? Gawd that drawing was crass. Cannot unsee.

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

      Re: Ulterior motive, maybe just advertising herself as thexually “edgy” for all the boys? Especially now that Rain has dumped her.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Maybe, but then again, that seems a given w/ her crowd.

        I’d almost guess some sort of bargaining chip against Dad$er:
        No! I am NOT ‘uninvolved” now & I will NOT come home now!


    • BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

      Donkey might be Anne Heche-ing Myka (I mean look at the passion of Julia’s kiss. Her mouth is stiffer than a bird’s beak.)

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Like a big head bass.

      • Narcissistic Personality Disorder says:

        Exactly. Myka’s comment which the post does not showbasically she is only a knowledge they kiss.
        “Julia Allison, thank you too for all the ways you love me. I too fell madly in love with you the first night we met, and have been a better woman ever since. You are my first girl friend that my expression of love and respect and intimacy includes passionate kissing between us. It’s been such a natural, even if new, experience of love. And while I wondered today if I should be worried about any consequences of perception or judgement, I stand with you and people everywhere in taking a public stand for the safety and freedom to express all forms of consensual love.”

        • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

          Tortured Prose: Exhibit A.

        • Worrisome Pelts Needs Subtitles says:

          Translation: “Thanks for giving me very little or no notice that you were planning to reveal intimate details of my personal life. My real SO and I totes appreciate your thoughtfulness. If you don’t mind, I’d just like to clarify that we get drunk/high and kiss like half the sorority girls in America. And then I go home and ride my SO’s dick, also like the kissing sorority girls. Namaste.”

        • Morrocanwear Loves You, Rain! says:

          If you’re calling it passionate kissing, it isn’t passionate kissing.

        • Frequent Liar Miles says:

          Myra is totally SO regretting making Judy feel safe to write those words.

          • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

            My guess next year at Burning Man there’ll be full on Non-Disclosure Agreements in an attempt to quash this type of drivel. Odd Myra didn’t reciprocate with a similar post on her page.

    • AWO says:

      Myka and donks kind of look the same. She’s probably just tuned on by the thought of kissing herself.

  2. Truckstop trollope says:

    Myka dumping her too is first thought

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

      Or maybe Myka threatening to dump her? Surely Donkey couldn’t lose two lov-ahs back to back?

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      This does reek of her underhoofed way of getting back at someone —
      Hell hath no furry like a scorched burra

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      My guess is that Myka’s boyfriend hates Judy’s guts and doesn’t like her hanging around.

      • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

        I applaud his perspicacity if so. Maybe she’s been nagging him for a 3some.

      • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

        They probably spent most of the week at Burning Man trying to ditch a clingy Donkey. Now Donkey’s home, no friends, no boyf, and she’s attempting to make a scene so someone will pay attention to her.

        It’s pathetic that she took MDMA a few times and kissed her friend and now she’s trying to make some kind of brave confession/declaration about it. It’s offensive that she’s clarifying that she and Myka aren’t uggo dykey-dykes, oh no, they’re sessay girly bisessuals!

        Sometimes I want to feel sorry for her because she has no impulse control and her desperation is so stunningly transparent… but she’s such an ASSHOLE, I just can’t.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Grifty, you’re probably dead-on … it’s like when Mr. OMG Randi hated her & only finally said Donk could attend Randi’s surprise party but could NOT make it about her, like AT ALL, so of course Donkey ran to Gawker & managed to spill the beans, spoiling the b-day surprise. CWAA.

        Myka, if you’re reading here, the dots are magically connecting, yes? Rhetorical question — trust your man’s good intuition, eh?

  3. IMeantItAtTheTime says:

    That’s not called bisexuality. It’s called being a whore.

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

      Who do you think you are? There is no judgment in Black Rock City!

    • Purple OMG Rain says:

      Slut shaming is stupid. Making out with people doesn’t make you a whore. Having a relationship that doesn’t conform the to “normal” model, which is broken AF, also does not make you a whore. OR a slut. Having sex and charging money for it makes you a whore, and even then you say whore like it’s a bad thing. Shaming people for their sexuality is antifeminist and a trend created by the patriarchy. It is truly time for people to stop slut shaming and shaming sex workers. You make your choices, they make theirs. This comment is backwoods.

      • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

        You sound like Maggie Gyllenhaal in last night’s episode of THE DEUCE. No snark intended.

        • Purple OMG Rain says:

          I haven’t seen this. Should I be watching?

          • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

            Not if you’re squeamish about sex. The series concerns the birth of the porn industry in the early 1970s and is a little rough going. I love David Simon (THE WIRE, TREME), with his dense narratives and incredible casts of characters, and THE DEUCE promises to be quite captivating.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            I have only seen the pilot & love it already.

          • Purple OMG Rain says:

            This calls for a binge watch. And I love MG.

        • WTActualF Bunnies says:

          If podcasts are your thang, HBO just sponsored an episode of The Bowery Boys that dives into the history of Times Square in the 70sin partnership with The Duece. I hadnt planned to watch but after listening, I will definitely be tuning in!

  4. Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones, & Ghosted Book Deals says:

    I’m confused, mention of Mika’s true love Rob but none of hers ILYR (we are never breaking up). I actually *almost* feel sorry for her. She wants love so badly but still doesn’t recognize that self-love (facing your demons honestly) is different from narcissistic self-love.

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

      They are always never breaking up … until they do.

      devin julia

      • Morrocanwear Loves You, Rain! says:

        Do you mean to tell me that DevinandJulia.com and JuliaandDevin.com and DevinLuvsJulia.com are available again?

        Also, I can’t help but think that the great video of his fans making fun of his ecstatic dancer ecstatically dancing might have knocked something loose in Rain’s skull and caused him to rethink the whole”we are never breaking up” thing. Because that was just…ouch.

      • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

        Mommy! Mommy! I found this in an Irwin Allen disaster movie! Can I keep it?

  5. Frequent Liar Miles says:

    “Miss Myka.” The more Donkey changes, the more she remains the same (tool.)

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

      Thank you for being you, FLM. Thank you for reading my posts. Thank you for loving RBD. Thank you for making me believe that online grifting is not an acceptable way to earn a living. heart emoticon

      • Worrisome Pelts Needs Subtitles says:

        Gilly, I want you to know that I am holding space for your feelings of gratitude about something with which I had nothing to do. I’m so proud of FLM!

        • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

          WP, I’m SO PROUD that you have taken over the role of space holder from Ali Shanti as she transforms into the next level of grifter goddess. I feel uplifted and respected, cherished and honored, authentic and ready to face a new day!

      • Frequent Liar Miles says:

        Gilly, you Present as Quite Heterosexual, so I never imagined your depth of feeling for me heretofore. SO BRAVE of you to put it out there now, in these challenging times.

        • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

          Florida is about to be wiped away, North Korea is sending nukes to Guam, and Ivanka Trump is advising the White House, but I was willing to put my quite heterosexual privilege at risk for you, FLM.

  6. Helena (Kismet Shamanatrix, CEO of PriestessSensei Inc.) says:

    Sigh. “It feels edgy to post this…. even though I’ve never officially acknowledged my bisexuality.” I don’t see how the “even though” makes sense there, but what do I know, I don’t even own author at book boat shoes.

    I do currently own a broken metatarsal bone though, a removable orthosis thing, a pair of crutches, and about 30 more heparin injections that I have to shoot in my abdomen on a daily basis. Is everyone super jealous yet?

    • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

      Oh, my heavens, how tiresome for you! Feel better soon, dear one.

      • Helena (Kismet Shamanatrix, CEO of PriestessSensei Inc.) says:

        Thank you. 🙂 Tiresome is the right word; everything is taking FOREVERRRR with the crutches, and things like transporting a glass of water from one room to another seem practically impossible. I realize it’s my “never broke a bone before” privilege talking but it IS tiresome.

    • Stalker is the New Praise JEAN BRODIE! says:

      Whattttt the fuck. Did you fall into a pit of cancer rabies?

      • Helena (Kismet Shamanatrix, CEO of PriestessSensei Inc.) says:

        Oddly enough, I was just crossing the street in my OMG high heels (that I have worn for the past 75 years without any damage to my bones). I somehow took a very fast and a very wrong step and then thought I sprained my ankle, but on the next day an x-ray revealed the ugly truth. It all feels so bizarre.

        I know I owe you a response to your last awesome email, and I’ll get to it soon!

  7. Veruca Salt Lick says:

    Is anyone else sort of heebeejeebee’d that Julia and Myka sort of bear somewhat of a resemblance?

  8. ShesJustStupid says:

    Anyone else find “I’m sure we both present quite heterosexual” annoying?

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      Very annoying. “You’d never mistake us for Sister George.”

    • Morrocanwear Loves You, Rain! says:

      Yes! What the hell?

      • Worrisome Pelts Needs Subtitles says:

        There’s a bobby pin mullet joke begging to be made, but I’m not the person to do it.

      • Helena (Kismet Shamanatrix, CEO of PriestessSensei Inc.) says:

        Just imagine (ha!) the fit if someone responded “now that you mention it, not really, you’ve always struck me as a clear OMG homosexual person.”

        • ShesJustStupid says:

          I really wonder what kind of responses she got to this.

          • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

            Probably lots of “you’re so brave” for coming out bullshit. If the woos are anything, they are predictable.

          • ShesJustStupid says:

            The whole thing is totally reminiscent of when JASS posted about how everyone thought that she and Ariel White were lovers when they really just had this LOVE connection, you know?

    • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

      Donkeysexual is how you present, but thanks for standing up for consensual bestiality.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Donkeysexual Presenting
        showing substantial raftass in public, literally, figuratively;
        occurs when beast is in heat, when scheme juices are boiling

        (cue bottom picture)

      • Helena (Kismet Shamanatrix, CEO of PriestessSensei Inc.) says:

        THIS. We know you imagine many things about how you “present,” Donk, but your donkey imaginings are very rarely right or relevant.

    • Tingolayo says:

      “I know I look like a suburban dipshit, but I am really Edgy As Fuck, because the opposite of heterosexual is Edgy.”

      Donk really is desperate for attention these days, isn’t she?

  9. Razzmatazz says:

    So they just fuck? BFD.

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      Only on playa.

    • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

      Not even that, apparently. What is Donkey’s motive?

      • Tingolayo says:

        Sour grapes: “I know it *seemed* like I wanted a husband all these years, with my Pinterest boards of engagement photos and wedding dresses and my braying ‘Where’s my husband???’ and my hysterical floor oinking, but I don’t want a husband…I like women! (But if A Boy ever did want to marry me, he would be numero uno! Because I’m also pretending to be polyamorous.)”

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        I’m wondering if Donkey & The Dude just met for the 1st time at Burning Man & that he (much like her maternal g-pa) was only underwhelmed w/ the oh-so-edgy antics of a lurching toddler w/ dad$er issues. Tho thad! Doesn’t he know who she was??!?

        • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

          Yes! I just posted something similar. If he’s not a fan, Donkey would be posting exactly something like this.

          • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

            I agree with you two. Myka and Rob, who amazingly doesn’t appear to be a tool, seem very much in love. He probably was very courteous to Donkey, said a warm hello, but wanted to spend time alone with Myka when Donk was still blithering on and on about Rain, psychedelics, her spirituality, and life on the A-list. Hence, the passive aggressive “epic” Rob followed by I SAW HER FIRST!

          • ShesJustStupid says:

            Yes, that totally unnecessary “we predate Rob” sentence is so passive aggressive Donks. Classic, even.

          • Helena (Kismet Shamanatrix, CEO of PriestessSensei Inc.) says:

            He’s not even sure he wants to stay in the military!

          • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

            I think it’s also possible that he didn’t know everything about Myka’s extracurriculars and Donkey decided to let the cat out of the bag and lead him to think there was more to it than just some frat girl kissing. I would not put it past her. This is a jealous move.

  10. Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:


    Who else reads this as “I’m banging a former model. Jealous, dudes? Eating your heart out, Rain? See anything you like, fellas?”

    And Myra seems to be trying to make it clear that the extent of their hooking up is “passionate kissing” which, maybe I am old-fashioned, but back in my day we went downtown with our lady friends, if you get my drift.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Agreed re: just kissing only, & it sounds like maybe Myka didn’t
      know in advance that this was going out to the fans in the ‘stans.

    • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

      Yeah, there’s clearly something behind this.

      It’s so bizarre to me. None of the straight or gay or bi folks I know feel they need to announce status like this. They just post pics of them doing regular everyday things together. Methinks Donkey protests too much. Something is up.

      • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

        After thinking about it, sounds like Donkey is jealous of being usurped by Rob, and this is her attempt to stake territory. “We predate him” is an awful lot like “we overlapped.”

      • Winchester House of Faxutoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

        If memory serves from previous years, it seems like there’s always extra crazy from the woo when they return from THE playa likely due to massive drug withdrawals. It’s so strange though that in the beginning it sounds like the two of them are in a committed mainly lesbian relationship with each other than she tosses in that last part that where she’s more party favor side-piece. For whatever the reasons for posting it’s not a flattering portrait of a “loving” relationship but sounds really desperate.

    • Tingolayo says:

      Thank you for coining “Myra.”

  11. Handbag Is Not A Toilet Baby says:

    I mean, I don’t know everything about everything, but I know that is not kissing. Sure, their eyes are closed, but probably because they’re both thinking about Rob.

  12. Princess WideStance says:

    “Passionate kissing”? Lol. Really glad Myka cleared that up. The day Julia Allison eats pussy is the day I become a giraffe. As an actual bisexual/queer lady, I’m laughing at this little display for attention. What exactly was the point?

    • IMeantItAtTheTime says:

      Where was this posted? I thought she was off FB.

    • Goodnight, Wangs says:

      Julia’s new bisexual fraud attention costume reminds me of this scene from Sex and the city: “sweetheart, that’s all very nice, but if you’re not going to eat pussy, you’re not a dyke.”‘

  13. Tingolayo says:

    Derpin!!! Thank you, Gilly, for sharing Derpin with me. For holding space on this site for Derpin. Even though he does not present as quite heterosexual.

  14. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    When Donkey brayed: “it’s made of pure LOVE”,
    anyone else hear ol’ Ronnie Milsap in the background?

    Just me? mmm’kay

  15. Tingolayo says:

    So Donk has graduated from Taylor Swift to Katy Perry. Maybe, in ten years or so, Donk will go full-on hardcore punk and discover that edgy new singer, Avril Lavigne.

  16. Purple OMG Rain says:

    Mmmmmmmm I miss you


  17. Little Orphan Lilly says:

    “We predate Rob” — oh Donkey, never change.

  18. Sad Rat In Sidewalk says:

    Hey Julia, maybe it “feels edgy” to post about your “bisexuality” because you spent literally a decade-plus not just “presenting as heterosexual” but explicitly catering to cheap male fantasies and outdated gender roles.

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

      And she is still catering to frat boy fantasies with this phony coming out confession. Once again, Donkey cheapens “authentic” personal narrative as a means to whatever creepy end she’s after.

      “I was raped so I can’t turn in my term paper on time!”

    • Fell Off The Rainbow Raft says:

      But she married a girl!

  19. Stalker is the New Praise JEAN BRODIE! says:

    OK so,
    2. bullshit

    So, the insider source from the previous post is … Julia herself? Because she LITERALLY CAN’T LIVE without attention she decides to go public with what we already knew, that her lips touched the lips of someone without a penis? (born without a penis, not lost in a tragic penis-losing accident like her dad.)

    “I kissed a girl” is from 2008 so she’s jumping on that bandwangon (typo and leaving it) 9 years late, sounds about right for her.

    Also, even though we might THINK she’s of the superior* sexual orientation she’s ACTUALLY of the LESSER orientation so we should stop oppressing her!!!!one!!!111 And the only reason we might think she “presents” as hetero is due to the constant skirt pulls, because the good lord in heaven knows there’s never been a lesbian in a dress.

    You don’t PRESENT as anything but TRULY MADLY DEEPLY INSANE, Julia!

    And Myka seems to be backing slowly away. This isn’t true love, it’s friendly kissing for the cameras.

    *not my actual belief

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

      So femme that we’d never know she had jumped on the woo bi bandwagon! I loathe how this woman cheapens “authenticity” by co-opting personal narratives of everything from sexual assault trauma to coming out as a sexual minority. She’s still the same foul opportunist begging for attention that she was 20 years ago.


    • Sad Rat In Sidewalk says:

      My thought is that the insider source from the previous post was someone who had access to Julia’s friends-only post but didn’t want to share it.

    • Helena (Kismet Shamanatrix, CEO of PriestessSensei Inc.) says:

      I laffed at the mean dad joke. Also:

      “And the only reason we might think she “presents” as hetero is due to the constant skirt pulls, because the good lord in heaven knows there’s never been a lesbian in a dress.”

      Exactly. She “presents” as a pretty pretty princess, and everyone knows princesses love and OMG marry PRINCES, that’s why everyone is supposed to be so shocked that this one OMG kisses another (not quite as pretty, because BACK OFF BITCH) princess.

      Tl; dr: I’m WAY too beautiful to be considered a lesbian, huh?

      • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones, & Ghosted Book Deals says:

        And here I thought she was hetero because dated Debbie, Avocado, ILYR without ever mentioning dating a woman.

    • Dusty Documentary says:

      So sorry so old but…

      I Kissed a Girl by Jill Sobule was a pop hit in 1995.
      Julia is 13 years less edgy than you even thought when you thought she wasn’t edgy at all.

  20. Grifty Shades of Bray says:

    “But Momsers, all the cool kids are doing it!”

    Oh, and looking again at Myra’s (ha) video, in retrospect I can now see where Donkey attempted to copy her dance moves. SWFing is alive and well again. And so pathetic to watch her try yet again to publicly stake out territory as a pre-emptive strike. I wasn’t sure she and Chad were dunzo, but I think he was the reason she kept things under wraps on Facebook for so long. If he’s out of the picture, she’ll need the attention she can get on social media.

  21. ShesJustStupid says:

    Did she add that clarification after the original post went up? i.e. did Myra see the original post and make her add that?

    • Purple OMG Rain says:

      Yeah, I would love to know if this was edited to add that later. I also think it’s of note that she posted this at 2:36AM. Totally normal.

      Julia had indicated to me in the past she had “had a girlfriend”. I took it with a grain of salt because lying liar who lies. Kissing doesn’t define your sexuality. I kiss my dog, that doesn’t mean I’m into bestiality. I am really sick of her co-opting experiences that are not truly hers.


    • Worrisome Pelts Needs Subtitles says:

      It sure sounds like it, but I do not traffic in The Book of Face, so I can’t see if she edited/ditched a previous version.

  22. Dusty Documentary says:

    So… just the kissing?

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

      According to Myra they only went to first base. Bi, my ass. Once again, Donkey wishes to appropriate the experiences/identities of others as a means of getting attention. But don’t worry, you’ll never mistake straight-acting Julia Allison Baugher for a real lesbian.

      • Dusty Documentary says:

        Much as one is an “author” as soon as they cobble together an exclamation point riddled book proposal, one is in a passionate lesbian relationship as soon as they pose stiffly for an edgeless photo.

        • Dusty Documentary says:

          Disclaimer: everyone has the right to define their sexuality regardless of their sexual experience and the identity of their partners. That’s not what this is about. This is about a shallow, attention-leaching monster who lies and lies and lies and fakes everything.

          If you are reading this and you are Julesie: LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE

  23. Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

    Myra’s response is clipped and strangely phrased, and I detect a hint of coddling to keep Judy from melting down and wishing Myra into the cornfield.

  24. Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

    Just one more observation: There is a picture of Judy and Myra posing in one of the giant XOXO sculptures. Also a pic of Myra and Rob in the same letter. Third wheel Donkey is third wheel.

  25. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    Since it’s bad for her image to have one boyfriend after another run off screaming into the night, Judy just wants everyone to know that she’s actually been in a long-term stable relationship with a very pretty woman she sees a few times a year at dirt festivals and kisses when there are cameras around, ‘cause that changes everything in the eyes of Judy staring at the mirror.

    She already did the kissy for the camera thing with Whandi to show the world that she was so very important, and she grabbed Taryn’s boobs from behind so all the boys would look at her instead of the much better looking Taryn. It’s ridiculous and pathetic.

    • Curling Irons at Dawn says:

      My thoughts exactly. It’s distraction from “we are not breaking up” Rayne breaking up with her. It’s pretty deviously creative to weave kissing into a three year lesbian relationship and allege it even “predates” said woman’s partner. Totes brilliant for high school, Judy, but adults see right through this. It’s actually kind of hard to read because I can actually feel the loneliness behind it.

      • Frequent Liar Miles says:

        Rain, Rain goe’d away/He’ll not come back some other day …

        Though they WILL remain in each other’s lives as friends.

        • Morrocanwear Loves You, Rain! says:

          I hope his djing career thrives in Guam or wherever he ran to escape her.

          • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

            I’m wondering if Donkey might have moved back home for a spell. She shared a room with Chad in that shithole in Novato and he’s probably long gone. Our burro needs the most important man in her life, Dadsers!

          • Frequent Liar Miles says:

            Guam, the Island of Lost (to Donkey) Boys.

          • Frequent Liar Miles says:

            Actually, at this point a small continent would be more in order.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:


  26. Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

    This is just one of the most amazing self-owns ever!


    Myra: Um, Judy and I are friends who kiss. Yeah. Kissy friends.

  27. Because, for fucks sake. says:

    Who posts that? Especially when the other woman is in a relationship? I’m going to agree with the others and say that “Myra” read that and was PISSED. And 35 is a way too old for this BS. No one is going to buy it.

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

      Donkey is 36.

      I’m guessing Rob was even angrier than Myra and, like OMG! Randi Zuckerberg’s husband, will pull the plug on any imagined “sisterhood,” with or without actual scissoring.

  28. Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

    I have a theory why Rob might not like Donkey. Google him. He is a marketing guy, one who worked for big name ad agencies for big name brands, and who founded his own agency. I am suspecting Donkey launched into full-on poseur mode when she met him, and he saw right through her phony baloney branding expert bullshit. They don’t hire just anyone at Chiat Day. I bet he had her pegged in less than five minutes.

  29. bitchface says:

    Rain/Rayne/Rane broke up with her?

    • Stalker is the New Praise JEAN BRODIE! says:

      Here’s my theory. Yes he dumped her but he waited until she was at Burning Man. She left town, he went to a safe house, and possibly Myka helped him or otherwise had the nerve to not help Julia keep him tied up in the basement. Julia is pissed and tries to fuck with Myka’s relationship.

      Just a theory.

  30. Curling Irons at Dawn says:

    This *all* comes down to:

    Kissing = lesbian relationship

    She’s mental and past all help. Tony Soprano had less issues.

    • Stalker is the New Praise JEAN BRODIE! says:

      CIaD it’s good to see you, hope you’re doing well!

      I agree with you!! She’s not a lesbian just because she awkwardly puckers up for the camera. Just like she’s not a ballerina just because she jumps.

      • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

        Nor is she a dancer just because she puts on a pair of assless chaps once worn by Al Pacino and clomps across the stage.

      • Curling Irons at Dawn says:

        Hey, SitNPJB (funny how that sounds like a Myers Brigg personality). We’re hanging in there. My catman lost his job week before last, just two weeks before we were set to begin IVF, 90% of which was paid by insurance after our exhausted, for the year, deductible. I’ve been taking all these meds, including prenatal vitamins (they come in fruit flavor chewies that I now just go eat in the middle of the night because f*ck it), to be ready for the procedure, but the insurance went with hubbycat’s employment. So, no little kitteh for us for now.

        Then, Wednesday, someone opened our gate letting out our family pup (she was really mine and followed me everywhere including car rides and trips through the drive-thru to get *her* order of sausage patty plain, in a box, with a napkin to absorb extra grease, she watched her figure) and my son’s pup while he and I were out and hubbycat was unaware. Our babeh gurl rescue pup, who slept beside me for seven years, was killed and my boy’s pup was critically injured. Neither car stopped. We’ll the one that hit my son’s pup stopped, got out and drove off when she saw our son’s babeh was alive.

        A young girl who drove by, turned around to save both but was too late for my babeh gurl, but she did run into traffic at 8 pm to grab my son’s pup and put her in her car. She saved her life. We weren’t sure she’d make it the first night rushing her to the ER. She was in and out of consciousness, but (I’m hesitant to say so as not to offend or sound wingnut religious) I called my mamacat evacuating from Miami to Atlanta, and she prayed out loud for my son’s babeh all the way to the ER. I even did, too, for the first time since I was a kitten, out loud like a child with tears and shot running down my face. It’s amazing how desperate you can be when it comes to your fur babies and your child’s fur babeh. And the little gurl made it and is recovering from her critical injures. She’s snoring (it sounds like a soft moan because she’s a basenji) right now curled in the crook of my leg while her boy’s at school.

        So, yeah, we’re doing okay. I’ve not turned sorority girl lesbian summer yet, so I suppose it’s all going to be alright. The girl who saved my son’s pup said the car that killed my babeh gurl slowed down the car that hit my son’s pup. So, my fur babeh saved my son’s in a way.

        My hubbycat and I went and collected what was left of her at 4 am Thursday morning after leaving our son’s pup at the ER for the night. We wrapped her in a blanket from our bed with our smell. We got all of her and carried her home and placed her in a box with a lid beside her kennel. I didn’t want her outside or the garage. A service came the next night, listened to our stories of her, saw her pictures and gently carried her away. They brought her back the next day with so much kindness in a little engraved box.

        My hubbycat wept when he gathered her up and carried her home. He made me stand ten feet away without my glasses so I would remember her as she was. He says, “When it rains, it pours,” and the cliche is oddly comforting. We will make it and heal because we’ve been through worse. And if I decide to play for the other team, be damn sure I won’t be announcing it on bookface cause, uh, stupid. Life is full of bigger, adult things.

        • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

          I am so, so sorry to hear this. Sincerest hugs to you and your family.

        • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

          I am so sorry for your loss. May your pupper’s memory be a blessing to you always.

        • Narcissistic Personality Disorder says:

          so horrible to lose your beloved pup in that way. Very sorry for your loss. I don’t understand how someone could drive away. But blessings to the helper.

          • Curling Irons at Dawn says:

            I appreciate all of you. It seems that everyone who hears about my girl, her name was Bunny, somehow keeps her memory alive. And for every terrible person who can kill something and drive away or hit someone’s beloved pet, look at them dazed and bleeding on the ground and just drive away, there’s an 18 year old child who jumps in between them and saves one. Or there is a distant friend, battling cancer with toddler twins, who donates $100 to my child’s pup’ s vet bill fundraiser page out of the blue. Life is full of amazing people who floor you with their kindness. Ironically, there’s a ton of them here on this “snark blog.”

            I miss Cuntbunnies and my Bunny. I like to think they’re together in a wonderful place full of chewies and Xanax sammiches watching Alan Rickman act out Robin-“I’m going to cut your heart out with a spoon Locksley!”-hood.

          • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

            Could you put a link to your fundraising page?

            Or email me at rock_echo@rocketmail.com

          • Curling Irons at Dawn says:

            Thank you so much for every kind word. Our Bun was worth them all. I have a hard time even mentioning the one who killed her and didn’t stop. It seems beneath her dignity to speak of them and her together. She was truly a special being, so much more than a dog, in fact, “I’m not really sure [s]he was dog.” People across the country who knew her remarked how sweet she was, sassy, sweet and something close to human, but better really. It’s true, “The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.”

            Tortuous, I emailed you, hon. I don’t have one of those black ops emails to post, and I didn’t want to post because the page has my boy and hubbycat’s name and a few donors who are close friends and one who is my babeh sister. But, I sent it to you. If you look through the photos, those are my legs Bunny’ s sleeping on. Rarely a night passed she didn’t sleep at my side. She was the only one of my and the boy’s rescues the hubbycat let sleep in the bed. It was a rare person who could say no to Bunsy Seigel gangster pup.

          • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

            I put something in. I love the pics; they’re both so sweet <3

          • Curling Irons at Dawn says:

            I, honestly, have no words. I haven’t replied to your email yet because it deserves better words than I have at the moment. The fundraiser organizer is my son’s former nanny from when he was little. She cried when she heard and saw, even my hubbycat choked up. It’s really hard to know what to say in the face of so much. .. love really, and human kindness, except thank you so very much.

            Thank you for confirming our little girl’s worth. That other folks mourn her loss means the world. I can’t fathom a world in which she’s just lost and forgotton. Thank you for being so kind to my child and his dog. He was floored. He wants to “do something nice” for you which is really something coming from a young teenager.

            He had a really hard time last year and was in and out of the hospital and his dog, of seven years who got him through it all, was killed in October. Jamie, his pup that was hit Wednesday, was the replacement pup given to him by the breeder of the dog he lost. That is why it was so important to save her. He just couldn’t lose two.

            All that to say it meant a lot to him that someone cared about his girl, too. Just knowing someone cares enough about my child and his pup to give her $300 to make sure she makes it is overwhelming and warms my cold and broken heart.

        • Dusty Documentary says:

          Oh my god I am so sorry. That is devastating. I’m crying.

        • Greg says:

          I am so sorry about your pupper, Curling Irons.

        • Cupcake cray cray says:

          I am so, so sorry for your loss, but thankful for the young girl who stopped traffic to save your son’s dog. Healing thoughts going out in your direction. And I hope whoever hit your dog and did not have the decency to stop gets all the karma they’ve earned by being such a poor excuse for a human.

          • wonkeye says:

            I’m so sorry. Losing a pet that way is traumatic and on top of everything else. . . this fall better be extra good to you and yours.

        • Dyspeptic would go only if she spoke says:

          So sorry for all this woe, especially at once. Thinking of you and yours.

  31. My Greg Its Full of Stars says:

    I’m looking forward to Julia going through her goth phase at age 50. To be followed by rolling her eyes and walking 10 feet behind Robin and Petey’s motorized wheelchairs at the Space Mall in 2070.

  32. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

    Are they in lovership? Or not lovership?

  33. I need Likes to validate my own feelings says:

    What is this college bullshit of “I’m bi now cuz kithed a girl” is her next evolution going to involve way too many Fiona Apple references and some lazy form of grunge? “I’m so over fake ass hippy shit, life isnt all sunshine and 6am discos, its shit because no one thinks you’re cute as a 45 year old in sequined nipple stickers and a glow stick up my ass.”

  34. Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

    “Poetry” courtesy of Julia’s first true lethbian love. (They once kissed in front of all the boys.)

  35. darling dearest is over this shit says:

    Maybe this was discussed before and if so, SS; SF, but the thinx cofounder was pumping her breast milk to give away at Burning Man.


    people made lattes and whatever.

    Do you think annie lalla and mother of nvmbr (I cannot remember her name) are jealous?

  36. Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

    Looks like Noodley and Nvmbr and baby Crow have some impressive new digs someplace with mountains.

    • Overarchingly Fug says:

      Yeah, I was wondering about that. It don’t look cheap, wonder where the cash is coming from.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      I like her style. I especially like her kitchen.

      • Sad Rat In Sidewalk says:

        Yeah, I really like her style too. But seriously, where did that money come from? My .02 is that this house is somewhere north of San Francisco based on the surrounding plant life, and that is NOT a cheap part of the country.

        “Sisterhood” retreats can’t bring in that much, and he’s basically an adult camp counselor. Not to denigrate that, but he certainly doesn’t have one of the more senior roles at Summit and judging by my brief interactions with him he seems to genuinely not care about money (in a good way). At least one of the two of them clearly comes from means.

        • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

          You’d be amazed at what successful unethical shills can pull in a month. I’m aware of one who is pulling in $50k a month. Sick, isn’t it?

        • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

          My guess is that this place is closer to Noah’s Summit work. Maybe Utah.

          • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

            Mill Valley, CA she states in the comments.

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            Damn. A place like that in Mill Valley would cost a fortune. Heck, a shack in Mill Valley in a crappy location costs a fortune. Did they win the lottery?

          • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

            Wonder if mom did more than help “clean”

          • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

            Yeah, where’s the money coming from for these pricey digs? Either it’s from their parents or I need to get into a “female empowerment” con job. Gilly Blake, PussypowerCEO.

      • Donkey's Calcified Pineal Gland says:

        I love the kitchen. And wtf about her crying her eyes out cleaning new place? What is wrong with her? I’d be dancing and singing.

        • Swisss phlegm green unite card caca spirit says:

          momsers made her do actual work, not take selfies and moan for money form her “sisters”, in exchange for the rent/mortgage subsidy, or the vowelless one has fam $, their whole goal

  37. Razzmatazz says:

    “Passionate kissing”? That’s like a two on the Kinsey scale, right?

  38. DJ Telexfree Making Beeps and Boops at Dirt Festivals says:

    I wonder what Judy is doing with The Margarine Factory.

  39. Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

    OT Did anyone watch Top of the Lake China Girl? I watched the first (and liked it ) from someone here recommending it.

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