“Mindful” Global Leader Julia Allison Re-enacts Jodie Foster Movie

Donkey is spending a lot of time with half-pint Ryan Allis and his piece, yoga goddess Rebecca Thieneman. Our girl is presumably working entrepreneur Allis’s HIVE shitshow, when she’s not dancing for Rain’s pre-recorded appearances. I never would have pictured Julia Allison Baugher as a “global leader,” but Donald Trump is president so I guess anything is possible.

Incredible, Ryan? A band on tour? I was thinking more along the lines of …

You’re no Jodie Foster, Donkey! And you’re no Cherie Currie, Becky!

Will Donkey be discussing how to bring Burning Man to the real world, in one of today’s talks at Camp Septic? Rain indicated not attending this year, but could our burro miss an opportunity to foam at the mouth alongside Allis and Kitty Kittay? Especially when their talk is followed by “Pussy Church Theater,” “a tribute to the divine feminine portal of life”?


In other goddess news, there has been a total blackout re: Hurricane Harvey. No call for donations, no feigned hand wringing. However, Jess Johnson, Donkey’s BFF, found time to dress up like a Hee Haw Honey and “share” about her new lov-ah – LIFE!

Christina Morassi didn’t find time to donate to hurricane victims, but the PleasureCEO did find time to post about a “goddess brunch” and gyrating with a fellow asshat:

SO PROUD of these inthpirathional women!

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43 Responses to “Mindful” Global Leader Julia Allison Re-enacts Jodie Foster Movie

  1. Random Snowflake says:

    Not sure if Julie would actually be “working” for them. What skills could she possibly offer?

  2. Woo! says:

    She really has found her tribe.

  3. melting marionette says:

    another pair of bad shoes. they look like bedroom slippers / moccasins.

    • Frequent Liar Miles says:

      Leftovers from thmart-lady-glasses-hipster-boat-shoes-author-at-writing-a-book phase, some several Donkey-personae iterations ago.

    • Morrocanwear Loves You, Rain! says:

      Also her hair. I keep looking at it because it looks like she might have done an “edgy” (circa 2000) assymetrical shave under on the right side, or maybe it is just another bobby pin mullet.

  4. Aggressively Stupid says:

    Ha! I went to watch the Jahas video and it started buffering right before the song started. So I just left it there. Even Facebook didn’t want me to suffer that and I trust it. Zuckerburg is looking out for me.

    • Frequent Liar Miles says:

      It’s completely revolting, as you would expect. That voice! accompanied by many “sincere” and “heARTfelt” grimaces. Also she needs to fire her eyebrow wrangler; they’re way over-groomed.

      • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

        Bwa ha ha! The comments about her “art” and being “more refined” at odds with “the truth of me, which is just RAW.” Is that what they’re calling narcissism these days, Jaahass?

      • Tingolayo says:

        Her face is really stupid.

      • Handbag Is Not A Toilet Baby says:

        Her level of self-consciousness (which she seems to share with all those dumbasses) makes my skin crawl, like I just stepped on a slug.

    • Whatever says:

      Everything about her is ridiculous seriously. Let’s keep it simple, fake, inconsiderate, cultural appropriation and can’t sing a tune if her life was dependent on it. Typical enlightenment bullshit.

  5. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

    Gosh! Just when I was getting used to the idea of her swolt with a baby burrito. Thinking of her with a whole new dimensionality.

    But, nope, she’s basic.

    • Swisss phlegm green unite card caca spirit says:

      shiver the thought and do not encourage it.
      at this point 20-40 -50 the boys can see. maybe a lighting seed, but she’d have to wipe it off her brow or scrape it off the mat

  6. Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

    A friend wrote a good piece about the bureaucracy of Burning Man, and it didn’t take her four months and 500 revisions to fine-tune the article.


  7. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    Is there any hope at all that the woman not second to the left is not thinking “I am SO a Carrie”?

  8. Razzmatazz says:

    Jess, a yoni tarantula is eating your head. Watch out.

  9. IMeantItAtTheTime says:

    But where are the people who think Julia is pre-frosh???

    • Morrocanwear Loves You, Rain! says:

      In her mind, with the people who think she is “hilarious”, the people who think she is happy, and the people who enjoy her writing.

  10. Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

    In that last Duckface video, she looks like a taller Gladys Kravitz from Bewitched. Not the look I would be going for in my 30s.

    • Frequent Liar Miles says:

      I think turbans after 30 are maybe not a great idea, unless you’re Auntie Mame. Or at the very least Faye Dunaway.

      • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly, Real Housewife at Dirt Festivals says:

        Jaahass is now posting live videos a la Skankatron. What is on her head in this cri de coeur, “Unify,” against the wall that Trump has built? A Davy Crockett coonskin cap? Listen to the self-professed sacred activist!

  11. IMeantItAtTheTime says:

    Also: Chapstick.

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