We may not make it to the end of summer before Cheetolini launches World War III and we’re all nuked by North Korea, but Wooville is completely silent on events in the real world. Not a gregdamn peep from any of them. Presumably they’re worried about alienating potential marks, so it’s business as usual. Links to scam after scam, especially from Skankatron, ME ME ME, and, of course, OMG! Burning Man.
Jennifer Russell is posting away about how amazing Camp Septic will be this year. More Drugs! More Orgies! More Dress Up! She’s also been urging her fellow cons to contribute their hard scammed dollars to Android Jones’s “mind blowing” installation. That includes you, Donkey!
Mind blowing! You’re making Ken Kesey and every black art poster artiste proud, Android.
What’s this? Skankatron is sitting out Burning Man? Are her multi-million-dollar bidnesses not doing well? The orgies just won’t be the same without this walking STD.
Aw, she misses the trampier, more solipsistic Ali/Alexis/Whatever. Ain’t responsibility a bitch, O Olde Raunch?
Oh no! Ali’s former collegiate piece, best-selling author Michael Austin Jacobs, AKA Fozzie, might also miss out on Burning Man:
Fozzie just posted: “No matter what treatment I’ve tried, these hives don’t stop – along with other symptoms.” This sounds serious. Who knew living off one’s parents could cause such stress? Can anyone help?!
Bottom Picture! Rain & Rainbow and Jennifer & Tubs gleefully await incineration:
Update: PhuturePhuckPhace has been composing his computer off for Android Jones’s “mind blowing” installations. Please donate to Indiegogo today, so Rain & Donkey can get PAID and continue to rent a room in a suburban Novato shithole.