A rollicking woo roundelay! While checking in on best-selling author Michael Austin Jacobs, AKA Fozzie, I discovered it’s corporate America’s fault our favorite slacker lost his latest jerb:
Boo hoo, the powers that be didn’t give Fozzie a gold star on a daily basis. Fuck capitalism, heh, comrade?
Not to worry, Mr. & Mrs. Jacobs are happy to shell out more $$$ for their son’s endless tattoo project:
Meanwhile, over in Oakland, somebody needs to report oversexed skank Christina Morassi to airport authorities:
Goodness, no! All that gyrating in the restroom caused the PleasureCEO to miss her flight! Not to worry, Pamela Madsen’s long lost sister came to the rescue:
At least Morass had a gorgeous AirBNB waiting for her in Boston:
What’s up with Nisha “I pimped my kid out to a journalist and lived to complain about it” Moodley? Lots more fauxtos of Crow, of course, and this:
Fortunately for the kid, I don’t see baby daddy Nvember or Dcember or whatever his name is going deep woo with Skankatron.
Bottom Video! Jess Johnson’s eighth-grade talent show intro and Goddess Donkey’s appearance at the -1:15 mark leave me in stitches: